Gregory Pratt

Javier Vazquez is beautiful.

I don't understand why umpires hate Javier Vazquez so much.

I love Javier Vazquez.

I like it, but I don't see it happening. Brady Clark's a better option, IMO.

Who will be the starting keeper for Team USA?

I'm happy to hear that someone isn't taking Albert's "natural skills" for granted. This article is my line of reasoning:

QUOTE(Ndgt10 @ Jun 8, 2006 -> 09:00 PM) We should have packaged Garland's ass after his fluke year last year. We got it, thanks. You hate Garland's ass, he's a mother f***er, a pussy, worthless, etc. etc. etc. Now that someone's confirmed that your profanities are understood, could you cut them out? You don't have to be George Carlin with every point you make, mate.

This has got to be the worst inning of the year. Worse than Ozuna's Kansas City day. Worse than Javier against the Jays, or that one time that the Umps were squeezing him real bad. Let's get back in this. We haven't given up in a game yet.

Cinch it up and hunker down, folks.

QUOTE(Ndgt10 @ Jun 8, 2006 -> 07:27 PM) Dye has really gotten slow Yeah, I've noticed that, too, although it isn't in response to him being thrown out at home (I don't even think Pablo could've made that) but I've noticed that for quite awhile now.

Let's go Garland.

Sheffield, Giambi, Bonds -- these are those whose injuries I enjoy. Scumbags.

Personally, I thought this one better, sound-wise: http://boonewalk.ytmnd.com/

QUOTE(AbeFroman @ Jun 8, 2006 -> 11:11 AM) Bunch of interesting stuff on this link: Says that the Feds pressured Grimsley to wear a wire to catch other players. He refused... Also, apparently the twins are unwilling to trade torii hunter to the white sox http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/scor...ction=si_latest It says the asking price is too high, not that they're unwilling to trade. In fact, it specifically states that they're willing to trade within the division.

A former teacher's daughter and her husband work for the Onion, and I got to go to their wedding and meet all of their nutty people. It was great.

QUOTE(tigerfan @ Jun 7, 2006 -> 09:51 PM) Oh believe me I know that. I don't like it, but I have a feeling it may happen. Take hope -- Garland is pitching, and he'll either play the role of Judy or Jon, and depending on that, you'll either sink or swim.

Help me out here: what's Jose's ERA now?

Beautiful. Beautiful beautiful beautiful.

Beautiful. Bring Jenks in to finish these mother f***ers.

Come on, Cotts. I wonder where Thornton is.

One more Montero, and you won't make me feel like Clifford does.

MONTERO? THEY PUT OUT f***ING MONTERO?!

QUOTE(Ndgt10 @ Jun 7, 2006 -> 09:14 PM) Funny how you didn't post how lucky you got on a double crede error.

QUOTE(tigerfan @ Jun 7, 2006 -> 09:12 PM) You guys got really really lucky on that last hit. Gomez should have had it, and if he did it might still be tied. You guys got really lucky when Joe threw a ball into the dugout (camera area?).

QUOTE(fathom @ Jun 7, 2006 -> 09:09 PM) You know I agree with you that the walks killed Contreras tonight. It goes to show you how much he's improved since when we first got him though. Contreras is in line for the win and pitched his ass off today, has a Quality Start and only allowed two earned runs. He wasn't "killed" in any sense of the term.