Capn12

Nice defense, KC.

Good news, Johnny; You're going to pitch in the major leagues again, my man. Bad news: You have the White Sox offense backing you.

Keller already knows from recent experience, it really isn't that difficult to run through this lineup for 6-7 innings.

He, of the '1 home run in 100 ABs' Grandals?

Nothing to see here, just a cleanup hitter with a 51.5% ground ball rate...

Real MEATY, Cueto!

I'll say it, before he maybe does something terrible... I LOVE seeing Cueto in a Sox uni, I really hope this works out.

I just wish all of this cold weather would go away, since that is when the hitting switch gets flipped.

The same Tim who hits .231 with a 594 OPS, with RISP?

Proper lineup creation seems like a skill HOF baseball persons seem to forget.

For as good as Bryan Ramos' April was, his May is the exact opposite so far. Woof.

Another footnote on Carlos Perez: Strikeout rate.

Fitting to have Abreu end the game, he's been checked out of the entire series.

Dumb baseball team is dumb.

Whoops.

HAH! Imagine TLR actually pinch hitting for Abreu.

Engel is now officially over Abreu in OPS, now. Comical.

Abreu closing in on Engel's OPS now. Elevator: Going Down!

Shocked that Abreu did nothing, there.

I'm just glad we're getting Moncada and Grandal some much needed rest, most important thing to do.

Other than that, totally dominant!

I mean, Nestor has been good this year either way. Add to that, we put in the D lineup, Operation Fresh Players, and...this is what you get.

Ok seriously though......how the hell is that expanded corner ok for Cortes, but not Michael in the 2nd? What a pile of horseshit.

Glad we have a poor hitting lefty catcher, against a lefty today. Follows all of the normal baseball logic.