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Come on, think like a HoF manager. Move him up in the order.

I'm feeling good about this.

This had DP written all over it

Saving him for the 11th

At some point Tony has to think I came out of retirement for this?

It's Harrison, check the bullpen for better options.

Priceless

Rally time! We got this! Oops sorry, wrong thread. I thought this was the Positive Thread It's over.

Fixed it for you.

TA Father's Day Special. We're not supposed to mention his kids

That's so old-school.

Plus they have signed their young players to extensions. It's a well run franchise built to compete for an extended period. I'm trying to like them.

I have no video since it's blacked out. I'll tell you what I hear if you'll tell me what you see?

Stoney even masturbated with his left. His right was too precious.

He'll be telling his grandchildren about his one moment.

It doesn't matter what they say. I'm going with anything good is Katz anything bad is Tony. Easiest thing to do.

Modern life is hard. When Tony was growing up you had to gather around the victrola and hope a tube didn't blow.

I have the video off. What does Verlander look like?

This team treats any injury as top secret. Fans will know nothing

I thought they just said an upcoming promo is a fuck it hat. I'm thinking that's perfect for this year. My wife just explained it's a bucket hat.

Sad but true

Bottom of the order kicking our ass

Baseball is the only sport I can listen to an audio feed. Football was made for TV, baseball for radio.

Are the fireworks so you can get out of the lot easier with a lot of people staying? That's usually my plan.

The "we hate everything he does" explanation is the front office forced him to or he sobered up. A "let's assume he isn't a total idiot" explanation is he was trying to shake things up with guys underperforming. Fisk once credited Tony with helping him break out of a slump by moving him up to 2nd in the order. We also don't know what minor injuries they were hiding.