Texsox

Unless the opposing pitcher has a slider.

It could be my imagination but my Sox bottle opener seems to be making my beer taste like shit.

Saving him for the pennant race

JR doesn't read the sports pages.

Bad owners, bad front office, bad manager, bad coaches, bad players, and bad announcing. Finally it all came together.

Now imagine you're filling out the lineup card lol

Not the greatest gene pool right now.

Easier to blame Tony and Co.

How do they do that?

We have got to get him higher in the order.

Just raise hope to make the crash hurt more.

Umps know the game is over.

With no help in sight.

The Astros will retire Dusty this year. Maybe he and Tony can split the job. They can take naps when necessary. What's better than one HoF manager? Two!

Is he still alive?

He needs to remember wins are not a valid way to measure pitching.

Just wait for the Metamucil to kick in.

You'd think there would be a sense of urgency when key personnel have already exceeded the average life expectancy in the US.

Yeah!! We didn't get shut out!! Woo Woo

Where to?

Nomadic Fanatic on YouTube just uploaded "Potato Museum - Tater Treats & Parking Issues in Idaho". I'm guessing that's going to be a better use of the next twenty minutes of my life.

3/40 coming up

You can't expect Tony to remember all the player's names. My theory is he was having dinner with JR and right as the waitress was serving pudding someone mentioned Leury Garcia. Now Tony keeps saying Leury Garcia and hoping for pudding.

Exactly.

We don't take any pitches. He could have 15 in 50 pitches.