Texsox

Texas to the UP and across. Six weeks or so.

This summer I will be buying about 500 gallons of gas on our summer road trip. Sigh.

That's hctulc backwards.

I literally laughed out loud

Especially if accompanied by pain while urinating.

I believe ER docs call that a death rattle

… Guess it's over, call it a day Sorry that it had to end this way No reason to pretend We knew it had to end some day, this way … Yes, it's over, the kids are gone What's the use of tryin' to hang on? Somewhere we lost the key So little left for you and me and it's clear to see … Too Much, Too Little, Too Late to lie again with you Too Much, Too Little, Too Late to try again with you We're in the middle of ending something that we knew … It's over Oh, it was over … Too Much, Too Little, Too Late to ever try again Too Much, Too Little, Too Late, let's end it being friends Too Much, Too Little, Too Late, we knew it had to end … Ah, it's over It's over … Yes, it's over, the chips are down (whoa) Nearly all our bridges tumbled down … Whatever chance we try, let's face it widened-eye It's over (It's over) It's over … Too Much, Too Little, Too Late to ever try again Too Much, Too Little, Too Late, let's end it being friends Too Much, Too Little, Too Late, we knew it had to end … And it's over And it's over And it's over … Too Much, Too Little, Too Late to ever try again Too Much, Too Little, Too Late, let's end it being friends Source: Musixmatch / Fat lady singing

Unless the opposing pitcher has a slider.

It could be my imagination but my Sox bottle opener seems to be making my beer taste like shit.

Saving him for the pennant race

JR doesn't read the sports pages.

Bad owners, bad front office, bad manager, bad coaches, bad players, and bad announcing. Finally it all came together.

Now imagine you're filling out the lineup card lol

Not the greatest gene pool right now.

Easier to blame Tony and Co.

How do they do that?

We have got to get him higher in the order.

Just raise hope to make the crash hurt more.

Umps know the game is over.

With no help in sight.

The Astros will retire Dusty this year. Maybe he and Tony can split the job. They can take naps when necessary. What's better than one HoF manager? Two!

Is he still alive?

He needs to remember wins are not a valid way to measure pitching.

Just wait for the Metamucil to kick in.

You'd think there would be a sense of urgency when key personnel have already exceeded the average life expectancy in the US.