Soxplosion

Hes 15 too HSC. But I knew from the beginning what doorknob means and I get his joke perfectly fine. Im 15, but I aint stupid...

OK, WSF, youre first idea was good but the second was a little nutty. The third, and likely, one is something Id rather avoid since I dont want to part with Rauch, but like I said, to get something you must give something...

Hmmm, thats an interesting idea. Id be willing to part with Ginter, Porzio and even Majewski to get a stud like Colon. And youre gonna have to give something to get something, so we can part with Lee. We have enough offense. But about wright Im not so sure. We would have to give someone decent in addition to Lee but why him? Hes got the best arm on the team and with some seasoning I thinkhe could turn into a stud. I just dont want to see Colon come here and become Jaime Navarro and then have Wright go and turn into RJ off in Montreal... And who is this Mateo guy?

I got your U2U message but it appeared only when I logged in so I couldnt read it (I still get that funny page once I log in). Is it so secretive that it cant be posted here? Sorry bud...

OK, I guess Im exagerating but Ive seen her with like 20 other guys, and then theres myself. And even tho I aint got her number, Im sure ATLEAST two of the others do... Besides, there are much bigger doorknobs than her in this town...

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail49.html http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail35.html These two are truely hilarious. I just cant remember which one is the funnier one. Im pretty sure the real funny one is 49, but Im not sure. Just watch em both...

Totally agreed chisoxfn. I mean, I was thinking about it in math class and how I would simply flip her off and walk without looking bad but once I got out there and she waved, I just couldnt pull myself to be so mean... But this girl knows like all the guys so I really doubt she has only given her number to her boyfriend... And besides, is she really dumb enough to think that her boyfriend doesnt have anybody elses number? I hope not...

Well saw the floosie ice princess in school today twice and she waved both times. I returned dull emotionless waves each time but it still didnt stop her... I saw her a third time but I was looking the other way and I turned around and saw her. She smiled and I did nothing. Oh well... It would just make me look like a serious prick if some girl waved to me in the hall and I give her one of these :****... Im so confused...

Im damn lucky Im not you... Id be even more confused after that... Hey, doublem, spiff, lets go and chat!

Those are the last people Ill ask... I alwas thought calling an orgasm an orgy was like calling the Chicago White Sox the Sox. But whats the difference? Gimme a hint...

Thats a bit of an oxymoron, dont ya think?

Lets go back and chat. Thats fun...

I was just about to post something and you dumped out...

Orgasm, oh now Im confused! Whats the difference?

HSC, go to chat now! Ive been looking for someone to chat with all nite! BTW, StL is up 7-0 but the bears are driving at about the Rams 30 right now... Fake punt and a nice run by Maynard got them there...

WHATEVER, she still doesnt know what it is, thats just sad... If she wasnt such a little goody two shoes, youd think she was on some badass drugs but since she is a little jagoff suck up Im going with "clueless by reason of insanity"...

Well after being ridiculed by the entire bus, she finally learned what masturbation is but she still doesnt know what an orgie is, so it doesnt matter. Thats kinda like in baseball knowing what a hit is but not knowing what a run is. The one leads up to the other...

Are you sure you're not 12? Why would you never have a boyfreind? Oh come on rps, leave Heather alone, I know high school freshies that dont know what masturbation is...

Umm, I was making a joke about her, not you. Dont worry hotsox... And Im just fine without that whole family. There are plenty of others...

Actually her mom is quite ugly, which is yet another bad sign. The best sign of what some chick is gonna look like later in life is her mom... f*** THAT COCKSUCKING b**** The Tribe has spoken, you will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately... lol

Id go down there and knock on the door and say I want to talk with him and Id walk in and and beat the s*** out of his radio... Sorry, but I dont know what you should do with the professor. Id beat the s*** outta him too but that would probably get you the boot from the school... BTW, what college are you attending? Just curious...

I can agree with you on the topic of slow drivers wsf. I live in a upper class neighborhood where the houses are relatively nice but I mean they aint the f***in White House. Yet all these tourists come thru at like 5 mph just to look at the houses which are a million times nicer than any of the motherf***ing getto apartments theyll ever live in. But it pisses me off when people do this. At the front of the neighborhood theres a sign that says no soliciting but no one gives a flyin f*** about solicitors, I just want to get rid of all these damn tourists...

I think we should aim at a young fa pitcher. Not Glavine or Maddux because by the time our core comes together they will be retiring so thats not a very good idea. I say we should sign Jeff D'Amico. The Mets are taking aim at Glavine so they will most likely not be too preoccupied with signing D'Amico. Last year, JD was 6-10 with a 4.94 ERA. Yes, these numbers dont look good but that probably means we could get him dirt cheap and Ive always liked D'Amico and when hes healthy he can be damn good. I say we sign him for like 2 years at 1.5 million each year. I say its worth the risk...

Ah I can see it now. 100 years from now, kids will no longer talk about going to the sandlot after school. They will no longer sit at lunch talking about the big homerun in last nites game or will we come to mlb boards on the net and talk ball. They will talk about going to the "open urinals", and how quickly so and so disintegrated that ball last nite and then after it all they will come and post about "urinal physics" on the mlpb boards... I live for the future...

Well she started flirting with me actually. But there were bad signs all over. About a week after we first met, she said she had forgot my name and when I told her, she said she thought that was it but she didnt want to sound stupid, which, btw, I almost immediately wrote off as a lie... But now whos advice should I take, apus or cubkillas? Maybe Ill be nice to her for a few more days and return the flirts and see if that maybe about the # was real or if she was just avoiding the question and if she was Ill just go with apu... And, may I say, I LOVE THIS BOARD! Right now on mlb apu and possible myself would both be getting boot but here we have nothing to worry about. Cool...