Soxplosion

I could relate to that. I beat out an awful lot of infield singles. Or I atleast make it tough on them and make then hurry. And that causes them to make errors. But I shouldnt be talking. I think the closest my team has come to the opposition this year is about three runs...

Yeah it is cool when ya do something like that. Ya look up at the catcher and hes just like what the hell. What kind of a player are you wsf? One thing I like to do on a close play at home is do kinda a stand up slide and nail the catcher. Dont sit all the way down and just let him have it. I had a teammate once who slid in at the plate, and the catcher, who was really small, jumped up and he just hit the guy and made him flip. That was cool. Unfortunately, Im a catcher too so if I piss someone off by nailin him at the plate, he might do the same thing to me...

I have some power but I usually dont swing for the fences. But throw me a meatball and its heading for the gap. I also have patience at the plate but if its the hit and run or something, Im a good bad-ball hitter...

2-0 Sox, end of the fifth.

Im pretty aggressive too. Ive done some pretty cool things on the bases. One time the catcher threw the ball back to the pitcher after the pitch and I took home. Stuff like that. Sometimes Im too aggressive tho. I ran thru a stop sign once and was almost gunned down at third. My coach didnt really mind since I was safe tho. And as for hitting, Im a contact hitter who hits a lot of ground balls and takes a lot of stuff the other way. Im a good bunter as well...

Im pretty fast but that doesnt mean Im a great baserunner. I run hard all the time (even on easy groundouts to first), I slide well and on routine ground outs Ill make it tough on ya and I beat quite a few balls out. But sometimes I do stupid things. The other day I hit a ball to deep right and as I was running towards second, the SS caught the ball and I jumped up and into him as hard as I could. I was out. Ya had to be there to see it...

Well good job Jones. Next time ya laugh, maybe you should get your pathetic behind a hit. Whos laughin now, punk?

I wouldnt congratulate DJ yet. It was only one hit, and as for scoring from second, there were two outs so he shoulda been gone on contact. If he hadnt scored, hed be an idiot.

Yeah, whoever took our Sox, they can keep em... WTG Rowand!

Yes! Good job DJ! And how the hell did life support Alomar score from first on a double?

The Cubs series is just more games to catch up to the Twins. It has no real importance. This series does. Jerrys just too dumb to know...

Whatd Rivera do?

What in the blue hell is Manuel doing? These are freakin important games! Put in your best players! Last nite he benches Maggs and today he lets PK play instead of Frank. If we lose today, this moron has to be fired.

Thanks champ. This stuff is great. Here are some things I found funny. Florida prohibits sexual relations with porcupines. I was in Florida for a week, and Im sure I farted atleast once after 6 PM on Thursday. Oops. I also showered naked in Florida. What kind of moron wouldnt? Im sure I almost never had atleast a dollar on me when I lived in Illinois. Persons classified as ugly cant walk down a SF street. Im sure that just makes some people feel like peaches! Well Minny does allow blowjobs. One good thing about that state. Unfortunately I cant cross state lines with a duck on my head. I mean come on! I was just dying to do that. New Yorks penalty for jumping off a building is death. Well Im gonna be dead anyways! Duh! I rode in a NY elevator. And I dont think I remained quiet and folded my hands while looking at the door. Yeah. We have definitely put some moronic people in charge in this country...

Who the hell makes these laws? Some Virginia city says no colored people may be outside or inside the city limits after 7 PM. If he cant be outside, doesnt that mean he cant be anywhere? WTF? And another says its legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps before 8 PM. There are some other really dumb ones too...

Ive also broken some state laws. Ive tickled a woman, Ive driven bare footed, I never honk as I pass other cars (geez, if anyone followed that wed all go insane), my friend and I use a radar detector and my brother trick or treats...

Heck yeah! Im a three time criminal! Ive cussed on the boardwalk, me and my friends have driven by the same spot on the Beach twice in half an hour and Ive also ridden on the handlebars of a bike. I also saw some of the sex laws. No sex with lights on, or in a position other than missionary (that sucks), no premarital sex and no blow jobs or anal sex (that first one really sucks)...

Of course I do. I just dont see why its illegal... Whats with the English language one? Sounds like a rule from my Spanish class. Someday, Im gonna go around and do all these things and see if anyone cares. If I was a cop and I caught someone fishing from a giraffes neck Id be like whatever...

I think some of these lawa were invented just for absurdity. No fishing while on a giraffes neck? What the hell?

He sucks. :fyou

Koch is a complete failure. I hate this guy completely. Trade him by the break. Im leavin now. I got to watch "The Rock" to relieve the stress...

NOT!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Botch. Thank you very much. Go to hell. Or atleast get off our baseball team. You suck eggs. :fyou

PS, its just caddy training. We usually dont play all 18 or even all nine...

And Ive caddied all of 12 holes...