QUOTE (MAX @ Oct 6, 2008 -> 08:16 AM)
If he was a pants crapper, why does he take 4+ innings to s*** himself? It doesn't make sense. Please address that.
He never really s***s himself until we give him a lead. The second the White Sox are ahead in a pressure situation, he gets knocked around. His body language indicates that he is timid out there with a lead as well. Sometimes he just looks like he actually pooped in his pants.