hawkiconk

the worst thing about iowa playing so well is that it will probably save alford's job. dammit

here's the scoop--- best team in the big 10? IOWA HAWKEYES

listened to the first game on the radio and was damn happy when it happened!!! let's do it for michael jackson cd's this season (after the last game of the world series of course!!)

a year and a month today fukk older than i think

Not to knit-pick, but about half of those issues are economy. and the rest are religious matters that should be separated from state matters

year ago today long live the sox, bears and the good ol' grateful dead

why not just add billy koch? this is the biggest joke of an all star game ever!!! but i'll watch it i'm almost as big a dumfukk as pa ;~)

another thing that pisses me off about dishnet is they don't even offer the mlb package and now they are dropping the cbs stations10 days before the ncaa's? f*** the bastards

sox-brewers world series works for me

can't believe he omitted iowa hwy #31 between quimby and washta

laptop at work desktop here at home--which is better because it is highspeed wireless

FRENCH CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. JAPANESE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. BRITISH CAPITALISM: You have two cows. Both are mad. ITALIAN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. RUSSIAN CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. SWISS CAPITALISM: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. HINDU CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You worship them. CHINESE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. ARKANSAS CAPITALISM: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute..

when my middle son was about 5 we were behind a 300lb lady at the grocery store her cell phone started to beep and calvin said ''watch out dad, she's backin' up'' :headshake

anyone figure out why tom hanks was in the monty skit?

it's actually sammy sosa's cat 'cuz the car is made out of cork :fthecubs

spring is close here in the middle of nowhere-- got a little over an inch of soft steady rain last night (although it snowed 4'' 20 miles away in storm lake) also heard coyotes howling at 5am today---sure sign of spring

note that the big hurt was not quoted saying anything bad or moody

every day above ground is a good one

best wishes southsider!! be back soon i've been on a modified liquid diet for about 35 years

''you know, an old doctor once told me-- you'd better start slowing it down but there're more old drunks than there're old doctors so i guess we better have another round'' -------willie nelson 'i gotta get drunk'

god bless john paul george and ringo

barroid vs corky :fthecubs

beating florida southern 3-2 in the 5th

just say no to mullets? why am i suddenly reminded of espn john?

A man got on a bus and as he was riding he saw a nun. He asked the nun if she would be interested in going on a date with him and possibly having some kinky fun. Of course the nun said "no" and got off the bus. The bus driver overheard the conversation and gave the man some advice. "I know how you can lay that nun" he said "Every tuesday night at ten o'clock that nun goes to the cemetery and prays, all you have to do is dress up like you were from heaven and tell her you're God. Then she'll do anything you say." So the man goes to the cemetery at ten o' clock and sure enough the nun was there praying away. The man walks up to her and says "I am your God and I want to experience human love making." The nun replied "I am your servent, my Lord...except, can you do me from the rear so I still remain a virgin?" and the man said, "Of course." They did their deed and when they were finished the man jumped out of his costume and yelled "HA! HA! I'm the man from the bus!" and then the nun jumped out of her dress and yelled "HA! HA! I'm the bus driver!"