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White Sox designated hitters have combined to hit: .191/.274/.572 3 HR, 12 RBI Individual performances: Mark Teahen .667 (2-3) Juan Pierre .296 (8-27) Andruw Jones .258 (8-31) Paul Konerko .182 (2-11) Carlos Quentin .121 (4-33) Mark Kotsay .045 (1-22) Gordon Beckham .000 (0-4) Somehow this isn't the worst DH production in the AL (Seattle - .186). Only two teams have a DH spot hitting over .254 (Texas and KC). Also, FWIW, pitchers in the NL: .158/.196/.388

Vizquel at DH tonight. Pierre lf, AJ c, Rios cf, Konerko 1b, Kotsay rf, Ramirez ss, Teahen 3b, Beckham 2b, Vizquel dh, Buehrle p.

My video gig is very similar to Chimpys. It's also a freakin awesome job. I'll also did quite a few recruiting tasks.

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ May 13, 2010 -> 09:24 AM) No 3800. That is worse than peanuts, haha. How could you even live off that. I assume they would provide you with meal allowance plus living expenses, etc and than the 3800 would be the paltry amount for all other expenses? They would allow you to work part time when it's not football season. They would provide housing too. Still, it is not enough, and I told them no.

QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ May 12, 2010 -> 11:11 PM) This is what I think. A lot of people "hate" Lebron but if he was on your team you'd love him. As well as all of the stuff that makes him an "egomaniac" etc. all of the other BS that people complain about. The guy has fun playing ball. Who cares if he has his little routine & dancing & handshakes. If you wanna stop him from doing it, then beat him. Which is what the Magic do.

QUOTE (knightni @ May 12, 2010 -> 10:00 PM) Gotta start somewhere! Not for $3800 a year and relocating to Pennsylvania.

What is the Magic situation going into next year? DBAH0? I read somewhere they could have money to work with. Imagine a lineup of Howard, Nelson, Lewis, Carter and someone else not named Matt Barnes.

It'd be just super if Carlos could channel early 2008.

Shoot, Paulie JUST missed one. He f***ing murdered that pitch.

Cowley: "Rauch and his tatoos are out for the save - all 6-douchie-11 of him. Talk about a guy that didn't fit in the Sox clubhouse. Big-league-itis."

STFU Cuddyer.

Wow, Sergio throws it with some stink up there.

Double up, guys!

My first chance to ever watch Santos. I'm pumped.

I hate our offense so much.

QUOTE (fathom @ May 12, 2010 -> 02:09 PM) I don't think he'll hit over .225. He's an aging player with a bad back and decreased bat speed. He's also trying to hit a home run ever at bat instead of hitting line drives. But he'll have to hit .300 for a time to get to .225.

Beautiful!! Eat s*** Mauer! Now let the top of the lineup do work!

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ May 12, 2010 -> 02:03 PM) I think the Sox are going to do this. Time for some Mojo Potatoes!!! What are mojo potatoes?

Run into one, Gordon.

Sad to say that that flyout was as good as anything we've seen out of Carlos in a while.

The anal insertion jokes have lost their flair.

Mark, close your eyes and think of Bieber. And swing.

Yup, still miss Donny Lucy.

OK Juan, let's pick up 3 and 4.