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Some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three-ring Circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call Chicago The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Michigan bay Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your Prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car It's a Bullshit three-ring Circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call Chicago The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Michigan bay Some say a comet will fall from the sky Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits And some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Stupid s%*#, silly s%*#, stupid s%*# One great big festering neon distraction I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim 'Cause Mom's gonna fix it all soon Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim f*** L. Ron Hubbard and f*** all his clones f*** all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim f*** retro anything f*** your tattoos f*** all you junkies and f*** your short memories Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Yeah, f*** smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas f*** these dysfunctional Insecure actresses Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim 'Cause I'm praying for rain I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way I wanna watch it all go down Mom, please flush it all away I wanna see it go right in and down I wanna watch it go right in Watch you flush it all away Yeah, time to bring it down again Yeah, don't just call me pessimist Try and read between the lines I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend I wanna see it come down Put it down Suck it down Flush it down…. Poop.

I bet we could have had him plus Teel plus plus for Crochet if he hadn’t opened his mouth this week. ?

This deadline sucks like most of our other recent deadlines. Hell, I can’t remember the last deadline I was stoked on for this god forsaken team. ?

Supposedly some Red Sox insider saying Anthony being pulled isn’t trade related.

We know they also love Teel.

Anthony plus Teel plus ??? for Crochet… please?

Roman Anthony scratched from his AA game. Red Sox got something cooking??

Well duh… Crochet >>>> Fedde

Norby included supposedly.

Right ?

At least we’ll only have to endure Getz for what…. 11 more years? ?

f*** s%*# ass c*** b**** whore slut p**** cock… what’d I miss?

Chris Getz, “Oops”.

Ya don’t say?

I’m so excited.

Talk about deplorable - how fitting for this fucking team.

No s%*#. Or… uh… yes s%*#?

Yea you and me both, brother… not sure if you can tell or not but I’m a ray of fucking sunshine today with these asshats.

Which part? ?

Anyone have any ideas as to how someone who’s cut the cable cord would be able to access MLB Network for today’s holiday? ?

I don’t put anything past these clowns - we gonna trade Crochet for season tickets to a clown show for all I know.

Sometimes a man just really wants a bucket o chicken ?

That’s already been established.

Getz certainly doesn’t seem to have “perfect” as his compass. ?

Sure seemed like it.