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Assholes should have hired me.

YAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO

I’m walkin on sunshine… whoooaaaaaaaaoooooooo.

Maybe I should apply for the international director of scouting… I know a little league park in California that makes mean chili cheese fries.

Alright what the f***?

Appropriate.

Litterally came here to say this.

Good luck kid, our track record gives so many reasons for optimism! Head up!!

I feel like such an idiot. All I had to do was put $1,000 on the line for the Sox to lost every game for the last 44 games and I would have $36,000. Dumb f*** me says hello to dumb f*** you.

😆 I love how every single post has now become a mini-roast of the White Sox. They fucking deserve it.

Fantastic illustration.

I don’t like him one bit but what’s being shown here? Seems like nothing. People are so quick to jump aboard allegations but as a target of false claims which still are causing damage that I am contending to finally bring justice to, it important to let reason win out over emotion. You don’t really know just how hard it is until you live it and learn what it’s like to try swimming up stream.

Holy s%*#… I just realized how bad we are. This whole time I thought it was good when we lost, figured the number in the L column meant we were playoff contenders, and heard all this talk of historic records which made me figure our team was destined for greatness. So you’re telling me we actually suck? Huh, go figure.

I have high hopes for this team to set more historic records. We rule.

I didn’t even know they played until the game was over.

Yea… I’m still squinting my ass off and am having trouble seeing clearly. I might be stuck this way, should I call the doctor?

I’m squinting and crossing my eyes really hard to see a playoff team in our future but it’s just not coming into focus.

That’s such an awful approach to just about anything other than taking a literal s%*#. What a clown… I have zero doubt everyone in that dugout had no respect for him.

My answer is: C) All of the Above

When did Pedro say “just flush it”? Sounds like it’s begging for a Nike slogan parody. ?

Pretty easy not being interested in baseball at all, honestly.

The White Sox beat the Asshoes… I will celebrate this and root for a mighty sweep.

To be fair we were competing and had playoff hopes until just recently.

YES! The one and only John Schrifin is coming back. I can rest easy tonight… that was a nail biter.