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Have no fear our savior Johnny Cueto is here!!!!

Riddle me this, riddle Me that… is Keuchel’s ERA going up or down?

All you can do is laugh. I had to pause the game when it was tied in the 9th and just got done watching now. When Hendricks went to 3-1 on Buxton all I could say out loud a few times was, “JOKE” Then we know what happened. Perfect. ?

Leury was hitting next. Great send.

Or they’re a young team that is coming into the own while hitting bumps in the road as they grow… maybe?

Covered in number 3.

Leury isn’t batting in the top 4. I quit this team.

Welp hot damn. Ptatc once again showing he’s the bee’s knees.

Let’s just put up six zombies until they start playing better. Here’s a comp: ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️ SOXTALK ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️

Pretty sure the 6 to 8 week thing was an estimate that ptact made before he knew the full extent. I’ll be shocked if that ends up being all it is.

Yep. I forgot what I had nicknamed him but it was something like “Eloy The Glasshouse Jimenez”.

If Tony says that he isn’t out for the year… I’m preparing for him to be out the entire year.

1.) injuries 2.) TLR 3.) bad stretch of baseball, period. 4.) injuries 5.) TLR oops, I’m repeating myself… 6.) Check back in with me mid May.

No worries - you know I like joking around with you man. Hope you’re having a good time brother and thanks as always.

Paging @ptatc … code yellow again…. Repeat… code fucking yellow.

Nothing.

To prove a point to Hahn, supposedly.

DadofaRoache

As much as I LOVE Forrest Gump quotes… that article was a better read. ?

Yea… good thing this week doesn’t constitute the entire season.

Back on Tuesday. Only good White Sox related things that happened today were this and Vaughn hitting another bomb. We ain’t this bad folks. It’ll get better. Breathe.

So much wit. The force is strong in this one.

Seems like a joke I’ve made before.

The next person to run a major roster change will not be Hahn.

Best coffee I’ve had. Worth ordering a bag to try. The Ethiopian variety specifically.