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Sunday lineup

I’m putting the over / under of “Should have pinch hit Hayes” mentions at 12.

Two years ago If you started with a $100 bet and rolled over winnings into new bets on losses, after the 21 loss streak, you would have had $2.something million 🤣

got to sure up the bullpen too… then I’ll buy in.

Run Differential is not a linear projection. Just a couple of weeks ago they led the league as having the worst RD at around -45. It is possible they continue playing good ball and we see them sustain a positive differential. That would require them to play above .500 on the year. Fingers crossed. At least we’re seeing improvement and it’s a coin flip that we have an 81 win ( give or take ) team on our hands. Either way, it’s still far too soon to say what we’re watching but I sure as f*** know it’s been more fun than anything else we have seen in the past few years.

They have to show… A. ) They can play above .550 against AL Central foes and winning records against the tigers and Indians B.) The bullpens can start to hold games past the 6th inning with solidified roles past Taylor and Dominguez C.) Their rotation improves with Smith’s return, Hagen’s call up, and an addition in July D.) Additional support from youngsters like B Montgomery

The Samurai Warriors go Back to Back, baby!!!

Ok, Romo is no longer a homo for his defensive miscues during his first game.

Romo is a homo.

Quero has been one of the biggest disappointments so far in the first few weeks.

I’m in IT and this statement is horseshit poop.

He had a problem getting caught with the ball stuck in his hand behind the plate… or wait, maybe it’s that he got caught with the stick behind the wheel.

No. It was Mike Piazza.

I do seem to recall a left handed guy that was such an exception. Boone Logan. That’s it.

Poop s%*# f***.

Yea. It was a close one. 🤣

Pretty sure ChiSoxPoop.com and WhiteSoxArse.com are both available. Someone register the domain — I’ll make the website and write a daily satire publication. Not joking. If anyone is interested shoot me a DM. I’d have done it already and have made the site already as a part of this response if I wasn’t so flat fucking broke. 😆🤦🏻‍♂️ f*** divorce and California Family Law - I swear that s%*# set me back a good 10 to 15 fucking years. Anyhow… Jordan Rich. Yay. Wahooo. Jump for fucking joy! Getz said they had him on their draft board last year… so look out!

Holy schit - Best defensive play I’ve seen from Roch. More of this on the SS please. That Lachey kid is electric too. Our team really deserves the top three picks in this fucking draft. That should be our competitive balance handicap. 🤣

Top 100 MiLB lists. Can’t seem to find the exact publication to link for everyone but I know it wasn’t Baseball America or the official MLB list. Pretty sure it was something like “horseshit hi8is pulled out of his arse.” I could be wrong… but I’m almost positive that was it.

Jordan Rich is projected to crack top 100 prospect lists by next year, so I wouldn’t be too upset about this trade if I were you.

Not flashy. Stays compact and has fluid transfers. Move him to second or third depending on how things shake out with Billy Carlson and Colson.

Why try being Super-Man on the 4th game of the season while your team is up by 6?

So far, this game has been much more enjoyable. 😆

What say you, Soxtalkers?

Strange that this ended up being my 20,000th post. How the f*** is it even possible that I’ve posted that much. Lots of poop.