hi8is

Sale rips multiple bird assholes. O's gaping holes no longer tight after White Sox victory.

Yea. Timely as in about f***ing time.

Here's how it works... Every day after the game, I'll post the main headline article off chisox.com Then, you mock it. Let's get some laughs going. Disclaimer: This is done in fun and not to hate.

Call me at the beginning of July and tell me how the past 6 weeks went.

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ May 25, 2015 -> 08:54 PM) HEY. He said 10 of the next 11. 10 game win streak, leggo. If they don't do it... my hopes are all done for 2015. Pretty much is equivalent to saying officially, I've given up.

We win 10 of the next 11. Season turns around here. If I'm wrong... My head will hang in shame and hi8is will give up on this year.

QUOTE (flavum @ May 22, 2015 -> 07:53 PM) 3 plate appearances is a pretty small sample size. He's a pitcher. Ha - duh. I was looking at the games column as if it was the ab column. No wonder it was confusing. Can I have the daily idiot award please?

QUOTE (fathom @ May 22, 2015 -> 05:10 PM) Blake Smith was on same AFL roster in 2014 as the Sox guys. The dude didn't get a hit in all of 2014. That's gotta be some sort of record or something.

QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ May 18, 2015 -> 03:13 PM) Abreu just hit the 10 farthest balls I've ever seen at the Cell. By far the most powerful, no surpruse. My envy is all yours.

QUOTE (RockRaines @ May 15, 2015 -> 09:04 PM) Already halfway there. Shot a 74 on the golf course today, celebrated with mucho cocktails Let me know next time you roll and I'll rack up 74 on the first 9.

Any idea why mlb at bat app has Abreu stated as leaving the game due to a foot injury?

QUOTE (LDF @ May 7, 2015 -> 03:49 PM) i like it. so your son is the lucky rabbit foot. most excellent . It's more sarcasm than anything. Curious to read what other stupid superstitions others here can come up with... For s***s and giggles.

Yup - confirmed. Was at the office watching alone today will my boy was at home with mommie. The rest is a history we all know and hate.

Now it's all perfectly clear to me... It wasn't my failure to watch the games that was leading to the slow start... It was my 1 year old Son's absence. Since we've been watching together - the team is 2 and 0.

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ May 4, 2015 -> 07:37 AM) Everyone, let's remember to chill with the insults. That's all this guy does around here. He likes to stir the pot and I'm an easy target.... Being that I take myself so seriously.

QUOTE (ChiSox59 @ May 3, 2015 -> 04:37 PM) Hahaha, get under your skin a bit? Good. And I am probably quite a bit younger than you. Very pleased to pop your nut - as I'm sure it's this or redtube for you - buddy.

QUOTE (ChiSox59 @ May 2, 2015 -> 08:28 AM) Yawn me all day. Yah, this team has been s***. It sucks. But why come to a message board and brag about not watching games? It's stupid. No one cares. You're certainly entitled to do whatever you want, but there's is name for that, and you probably don't like it! Yup... **** you too, old man... You're right - this team is the s***!

Atta boy - someone or something's gotta get these boys rollin.

QUOTE (ChiSox59 @ May 2, 2015 -> 08:28 AM) Yawn me all day. Yah, this team has been s***. It sucks. But why come to a message board and brag about not watching games? It's stupid. No one cares. You're certainly entitled to do whatever you want, but there's is name for that, and you probably don't like it! This guy.

QUOTE (ChiSox59 @ May 2, 2015 -> 07:21 AM) Great fans!!! Yawn.

QUOTE (Real @ May 2, 2015 -> 01:10 AM) i'm in the same boat bro, this team sucks lol Shocking stuff, really.

welp, f*** that - call me when they're winning.

I haven't been watching the games this season... That changes today. Thus, we will win.

QUOTE (BigHurt3515 @ Apr 26, 2015 -> 12:12 PM) Use the old player: MLBTV Good on ya for trying but that doesn't work on mobile... And currently eating all you can eat crab legs and prime rib while drinking all you can drink mimosas. Yay for that. f*** to the game not working.

QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Apr 26, 2015 -> 12:08 PM) My mlb.tv is not working, is this game going to start at 2:10? MLB.tv isn't working for this game on my end - if that's any consolation.