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Hope it wasn’t for a substantial amount. ?

I hope Robert shocks the world and can actually be useful at the plate. Dude hit a rope last time he was in but then as the game went on his strength revert to that of the “one arm” variety. Only questionable play is Harrison but Romy has made some oof plays at second lately… so I’m down to give the vet some rope and see if he can provide a spark.

SS - Elvis 3B - Yoan 1B - Abreu DH - Eloy RF - Vaughn LF - Pollock CF - Robert C - Zavala 2B - Harrison

The next 5 hours are going to be painfully slow.

The time is now. ?

Woot woot. Blind squirrel, meet nut.

Cease / Lynn / Cueto… called that s%*#… and boy oh boy does it smell good. We shall see. Fucking go time fuckers.

Guess the pitching match ups we are gonna be hoping for are Cease, Lynn, and Cueto… or Cease, Lynn, and Martin… Which they’ll probably run out Gio instead of Cueto isn’t good to go. Yay. Prove us wrong White Sox.

No s%*#.

Lopez is such a clown.

4 games it is… thanks for nothing Twins.

Assholes.

Asshole.

What the hell happened to Gray? Just turned the game on after waking up. ?

So you’re saying that you are short, gentle, and Hispanic?

Yup.

I’ll play… Let go Abreu…. Oh wait…. This is really hard. OP is probably right. Manager - Ciro SS - Anderson / Elvis / Popeye / Mendick LF - Conforto / Pollock 1B - Vaughn / Sheets DH - Eloy CF - Robert / Pollock 2B - Elvis / Popeye / Mendick C - Grandal / Narvaez RF - Colas / Pollock 3B - Moncada Starting Pitchers Cease / Lynn / Quintana / Kopech / Martin Pen Giolito ( Long man / 6th starter ) Kelly Lambert Lopez Bummer Graveman Hendricks Not sure what the salary is and it’s probably not even possible to get rid of Garcia and to a smaller extent, Diekman. So yea… probably not possible but if that team can stay healthy I’d sign off. Fixes all of the problems I had with the last offseason and is really similar to the one I wanted this year. Here’s a quicker request: Sell the team.

And now we understand the Hall of Fame list.

AJ is your cousin ? You must also be tall, abrasive at times, and Polish. ?

Fixed.

But can he play left field, second base, or catch? That’s the real question at hand for 2023.

We did that win thing. Hopefully the Fartians do that lose thing.

Threat thankfully neutralized by a nice catch in center.

The Sox are winning and the Twins are too… what the f*** is happening?

9:10 here on the west coast. Better than Saturday morning cartoons.