hi8is

It would be so awesome if they called up Burger and sent Moncada down… wake his ass up and send a message. It’s two weeks or whatever… who fucking cares.

Colas and Quintana.

In November I’ll probably be remodeling two bathrooms and a bedroom getting my house ready to sell. Turkey is also in the cards. December I’m sure it’ll be the whole Christmas tree present wrapping family shindig. January I’ll have a bunch of people celebrating my 40th birthday while I will, surely, be trying to forget how fucking old I’m getting. February will probably be around the time I start looking forward to warmer weather. Maybe the economic uncertainty of our world will have unraveled more and I will have sold the house. March I may venture to Arizona for my first spring training since 2005. My son will turn 9. Hopefully his c*** of a mother will actually allow me to be with him this year… and I’m sure by this time I’ll have represented myself in a family law hearing or three. April will come around and the White Sox will have done some s%*#… and I’ll be happy baseball is starting again. So there… my 2023 off-season plans. Joy.

Moore did that?

Welp… I sure am glad to have decided to take hi8is jr to the Dodgers game tonight instead of watching this horse s%*#. Dude. I can’t believe my son and I were there live when Pujos hit 699 and 700. The little guy talked me into going to get nachos in the third inning… so when Albert hit 700, we got to celebrate in that line. ? About 20 seconds before he hit it I sent my best friend this text: “I’m in line to get nachos for 20 bucks and Pujos is up again already. So he’ll probably do it now that we’re not watching.” Three minutes later… CRACK! Fucking priceless.

I was there tonight with hi8is jr. Amazing to see 699… I let the little man talk me into going to get nachos in the third inning. So we got to hear the sound of 700 and watch it on a TV at the concession stand. ? It was still astoundingly awesome.

Brad Pitt and Philip Seamore Hoffmann’s ghost.

Warren Buffet.

Gonna sell my house and buy some land somewhere to develop. Then I’ll sell that for another cycle of the same until I’ve got like 18 properties all over the world. Then I’ll retire. But specific to 2023, the goal is just to get one up.

I’m pretty damn sure that was a Bologna thing on both ends.

Commending another team for beaning your guy because he hit a homer run and yell everyone not to hustle. What a wonderful game they’ve played. Bust out there fucking clowns. ?????????????????????????????????????????????

How fucked would it be if basically the only changes we see are Frank M and Bologna’s cronies being gone.

I bet I could put that into an AI writer program and come up with a dozen articles that are all satisfying. ?

“We’re mired in mediocrity. That’s not the goal, that’s not acceptable, that’s not what we’re trying to accomplish for the long-term.” Rich Hahn stated emphatically, following up he concluded, “By 2022 we fully expect to be exactly at the middle of the pack league wide but our division… well… we’ll suck ass bad against a lot of central teams, actually.”

.He did a great job prolonging playing the part and collecting a pay check for years though. I’ll give him that.

Well said.

Both can suck it.

That asshole hit him third. Fucking third.

Complete horseshit.

Some horseshit about winning and putting a streak together and it has to start today and blah blah blah.

Connor McKnight is the homer of all homers. f*** that guy.

I don’t like you anymore Miguel.

He shouldn’t have played a game post all star break.

What part of Thailand are you in and how long will you be there?

I’m still peeved they didn’t sign Cesar Prieto - the O’s are going to love that dude.