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Over reaction buddy. It’s only the 4th inning and we just got a strike ‘em out throw em out.

I keep trying to educate her about waxing. The stubble feels weird.

This is a joke.

Yup

Hasn’t looked that way watching the broadcast.

Your Momma?

If Robert can play elite defense and Harrison keeps doing s%*# like that - I don’t care what they do with their bats.

That was quick.

@southsider2k5 @Kalapse @Chisoxfn I hereby nominate this for 2022 Soxtalk Post of the Year.

This has been so ugly so far. My diapers are already wet.

Fucking thanks for hustling out of the box Moncada.

You’re a smarter man than I am.

Whomp whomp whomp. Win these three and then talk to me about Tim. Otherwise I don’t care.

Thanks for giving me another reason to root for Robert.

Hope it wasn’t for a substantial amount. ?

I hope Robert shocks the world and can actually be useful at the plate. Dude hit a rope last time he was in but then as the game went on his strength revert to that of the “one arm” variety. Only questionable play is Harrison but Romy has made some oof plays at second lately… so I’m down to give the vet some rope and see if he can provide a spark.

SS - Elvis 3B - Yoan 1B - Abreu DH - Eloy RF - Vaughn LF - Pollock CF - Robert C - Zavala 2B - Harrison

The next 5 hours are going to be painfully slow.

The time is now. ?

Woot woot. Blind squirrel, meet nut.

Cease / Lynn / Cueto… called that s%*#… and boy oh boy does it smell good. We shall see. Fucking go time fuckers.

Guess the pitching match ups we are gonna be hoping for are Cease, Lynn, and Cueto… or Cease, Lynn, and Martin… Which they’ll probably run out Gio instead of Cueto isn’t good to go. Yay. Prove us wrong White Sox.

No s%*#.

Lopez is such a clown.

4 games it is… thanks for nothing Twins.