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lets see if bmac can continue the simi-string of complete games.

i think that this picture should be posted in everyone of the visitors lockers

ouch

oh joy it was even more fun to make the president hump those bubbles with his bum

i liked making her get in a point where she was stuck in between a bunch of the bubbles and then making her pelvis do pushups. im sick i need medical attention =P

gooch, you look like your in pain.

WE WILL SPANK THE CRAP OUT OF EM TOMARROW... GO SOX!!! THEN WE WILL GO SPANK THE INDIANS! NEVER GIVE UP ON THE SOX BABY! YEAH

the other day, im in the bar and some guy walks in and hes got this really bad black eye. has to be one of the worst black eyes ive ever seen. he sits to my left and i just keep drinking, trying not to stare. about 5 minutes later another guy walks in... odd thing is, he's got a really bad black eye too... he sits down to my right, and i just keep drinking, trying not to stare. i get to thinking, and i figure that they had gotten in a fight.... i turn to the guy on my left and ask how he got his black eye. he says to me: "well, i was at the train station, and i was trying to get a ticket to pitsburg.... but the lady at the counter helping me, she was really f***in hot man. blonde hair, blue eyes, and BIG TITS. so im sitin there tryin to ask for a ticket to pitsburg but when i opened my mouth and spoke to her, i ended up saying: can i please get a PICKET TO TITSBURG. she hit me real good then." so then i had to ask the other guy. he looked at me and replyed, "the other morning i was at the dinner table getting ready to eat my breakfast. i had my bowl, i had my ceral, but across the table was my wife using the milk for the coffee. so im siting there thinking to ask her to pass the milk, but i got to thinking about my wife. and when i opened my mouth to ask for the milk, i ended up saying: YOU b****, YOU RUINED MY f***ING LIFE. she hit me pretty good then."

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QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Sep 27, 2005 -> 02:10 AM) Thay might be the most optimistic post I have ever read! Do you go through everyday with a HUGE maniacle smile on your face? accually, yes i do some mistake it for a sign of insaity wait, maybe they are right.

oh yeee of little faith cleveland is going to get swept by tampa bay and we are going to win the next 3 vs de-friote

they both went to the bathroom offical word is reporting that they both were number twos. no information on the color, texture, or consistancy was disclosed. however, the source said pudge ripped his asshole letting his drop. he is day to day.

they both went to the bathroom offical word is reporting that they both were number twos. no information on the color, texture, or consistancy was disclosed. however, the source said pudge ripped his asshole letting his drop. he is day to day.

i :wub stinky feet

18 Things to do at Wal-Mart when your going to be in there for a long time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Take a snicker bar into a bathroom stall and wait until someone goes in the stall next to you. Then smash it inyour hand, reach under the divider and ask for toilet paper. 17. Hold a gum drop over a toilet, make loud grunting noises and then drop it in the bowl. 18. Prance around the store wearing a smiley face mask and hitting price signs, then wait to see if the prices go down.

when the world dosent end

you cant deny the smily face one haah

tomarrow

18 Things to do at Wal-Mart when your going to be in there for a long time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Take a snicker bar into a bathroom stall and wait until someone goes in the stall next to you. Then smash it inyour hand, reach under the divider and ask for toilet paper. 17. Hold a gum drop over a toilet, make loud grunting noises and then drop it in the bowl. 18. Prance around the store wearing a smiley face mask and hitting price signs, then wait to see if the prices go down.

the sky is falling, the world is going to end. there are hurricanes all over, the wars in holy cities in the east are being faught, we lost tonight. the world is going to end. i hate my life, everything sucks, im gonna go kill everyone. the world is gonna end. whaaa whaaa whaaa there is no tomarrow i will die in my sleep tonight no one loves me my favriote baseball team is NO GOOD AT ALL there is no way for us to hold our ground wha wha whaaaaaa i hate everything and everyone ok end of public service anouncement

you must not be in the in crowd kid.

NEGITIVE USELESS RESTRICTED BANTER

youd think that hermy schnider would have picked up on this duh

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