DonkeyKongerko

It's unaffectionately called Corpseball. I refer you to the thread of same name.

I just don't want Reed to rot in AAA like Joe Crede did for a long time.

Can you show me how to do that? Or is it a trade secret?

Is Spivey available after this season? Guess it doesn't really matter since no one wants to come here and play for JR.

This team has always been too right-handed and sometimes we forget that. I am still a big Carlos fan and would love to see him back at #2. I wouldn't mind getting rid of Konerko if Gload can start at 1B. Eventually I would like to see Reed in CF.

I can't believe I'm saying this but I miss Jose.

Those are not the numbers of an RBI man. I guess he really does belong in the number 2 spot, but somehow he gets tons of RBIs there.

:fyou Carlos. He is ice cold right now.

Danny Ryan i think. I could be Wrong, Danny Wrong. I think Danny's MO is to give up just enough runs to lose no matter what.

Why did Sandy start today? Isn't he going to start tomorrow anyways since Buehrle is pitching? We could have used Olivo behind the plate today, that's for sure.

I blame Danny Wright. Somehow he just makes us lose.

Corpseball will do that to a game thread. Kill it that is.

Danny is not a very good 2-out pitcher.

Big Frank!! This is starting to feel like yesterday's game.

2 errors and Danny Wright is pitching = NOT a good combination.

Dransfeldt looks so tall for a shortstop. Way to go the opposite way though, maybe some of the professionals on our team can learn to do that.

This guy can get it and throw it. I don't really like our team's approach against guys like this.

Looks good to me. But I am no expert.

Supposedly his reduce in velocity has increased his control....and I can get you a good deal on some land in Florida.

Maggs just getting a routine dayoff? This looks like a Jerry Manuel Sunday lineup..on a Saturday.

Happy B-Day Capn Obvious

Where have you gone Joe Posnanski?

Winning Ugly Line: Error, Balk, Intentional Walk, Wild Pitch, Intentional Walk, Sac Fly

RIP Pat.

Never too early to call a win!