Can you say C-O-L-L-U-S-I-O-N ?
These signings are hillarious.
2.5 Million for Mark Kotsay: No Soup For You.
1.5 Million Guaranteed for proven closer, Takashi Saito: No Egg Drop Soup For You.
2.25 Million for #5 starter Tim Redding (didn't this gig to pay like 3/26 twelve months ago?): No Soup For You.
5.25 Million for Jason Giambi, a MAJOR pay cut for a guy who went 32/96/.876 last year: No Soup For You.
Jerry Hariston Jr: You just had your best season ever w/ a .384 OBP, we will reward you with 2 Million: No Soup For You.
Dan Johnson, who in his last full season posted a .349 OBP and 18 HR, in a pitcher's park: 1.2 Million: IN JAPAN. DAMN!
To try and put it into perspective for you kiddos:
Just last season KW gave Juan Uribe a one year contract. Juan was coming off a terrible defensive year, and a whopping .284 OBP. Uribe didn't get the minimum, nor did he receive 1 Million, or 2 big ones, Juan and his three children also named Juan, received $4,500,000.00! Less than 10 months ago!
I wonder if the owners are flexing in an effort to try and force the Players Association into approving a ceiling, in exchange for a floor (which seemingly would help the salary of veterans like those mentioned above) in 2010? And I am not talking Extreme Home Makeover!
While I am not suprised to finally see the "Market Correction" that KW has predicted since I was like twelve, this certaintly seems like more than a correction. Outside of the super, duper, mega stars, it seems like salaries are down at least 50% from where they were last year. If you doubt me, take the length of these deals into consideration. Hell, Chrysler sales are only down 46%, and I just saw "PT Cruiser" was added to the endangered species list.
The '09 offseason is kind of like that time where you and the wifey sat down and had a serious talk over breakfast about "no more spending for awhile, we're broke". Then wouldn't you know it, on the way to work you see a sweet '79 Trans Am for sale, that was just like the one you had when you were a kid. In fact the driver's door is rusted out just like your old one. And it is dirt cheap, like this might be worth a divorce cheap, like there is never gonna be an opportunity like this ever again... but you can't pull the trigger, at least not on the same damn day that you had a talk about "no more spending".