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You can't be serious...

Not hard enough. I think if he hit that at 105 off the bat or something it would have gotten through.

Anything but that Andrew...come on.

This feels like 2006.

It's too bad we won't see Lynch vs. Vaughn.

Really nice takes by Eloy.

Just no double play here Eloy.

He gave a few low strikes to Keuchel. But Lynch has definitely gotten more favorable calls.

Jose hit that harder than his homer.

Jose hit that through Lopez

Umpire's zone just keeps expanding.

Dallas did his job...anytime now offense.

Nice play by Andrew

It's weird cause Dallas will somehow finesse his way around the real good hitters that you expect to destroy him but then he'll hang pitches to slapdick fuckers and give up bombs.

I'll be shocked if Dallas survives this inning.

Escobar sure is hitting pretty well for a guy who's gonna get injured.

Just can't get the clutch hit.

Tony is just practing for tomorrow.

Cleveland just lost, which makes me think we aren't winning this one either.

This might be the first time I've seen Seby look bad trying to bunt.

I think Seby has the highest OPS in the lineup right now and we're asking him to bunt haha.

I remember I was pretty pissed that we only got one run off Griffin Jax...well he's shutting out the Astros through 5 today.

Ump finally gave Dallas a low strike.

The one thing Dallas is still good at: fielding his position.

He looks way better today than he did when we first faced him.