Paulie4Pres

Well we can revisit this in a month. Sound good?

Do you really believe they are? There's nothing this team does better than any other team in the MLB. Any success you're seeing is luck, at this point.

It's like watching a train wreck. You just never know how the disaster plays out. Entertaining for that reason alone. I have absolutely no expectations and total apathy for this team, so it's just comic relief. Especially listening to the broadcasters spewing propaganda about this dogshit roster.

Lol... This team is such a joke. Catcher throws Nicky Lopez out from his knees.

Benintendi is the biggest contract in Sox history huh? Lol

Moncada with a great play, but he looked safe on the replay.

Might be 1000 people at this game. Lol

Strikeout with bases loaded. Same as it always was.

Morton isn't throwing any strikes at all. DON'T BAIL HIM OUT.

Terrible at bat for Robert...

I wonder how long this useless asshole will bat leadoff.

Maybe....

Doesn't look like the rain is really showing up until 5 PM. This game will be over before 4 PM, unless the Braves put up a 20 spot, so I don't think weather is a concern.

If there aren't any fans in attendance, they can't boo TLR...

No. It's his left adductor.

And of course Eloy is hurt again, so that's one less MLB caliber hitter in the lineup.

Post-game showing Eloy's highlight reel of hurting himself running to 1st. Holy f***....

I think we can all agree that this is one of the worst White Sox teams ever assembled. I say we have some fun with it. So, let's hear it. What records in futility can the Sox realistically chase this season? Consecutive losses to start a season? Least runs scored in a season? Most times swept in a season? Lowest team batting average? Most times striking out? Least number of walks? Most losses for a White Sox team? Most times shutout?

It might be May before they win their first game.

The first of MANY sweeps this team will experience.

Perhaps they finally figured out he's missing a heart.

Does Eloy EVER stretch? Like, ever???? I have never seen a man pull or tear so many muscles in my life. There are 50 and 60 year old men in beer league that are more durable than this guy. It's absurd.

The terrible swing or hurting himself just leaving the batter's box?

Eloy tweaks something....just jogging to 1st. Holy f*** is this guy insufferable.

Robot umps can't come soon enough.