Paulie4Pres

Fucking manager falling asleep in the dugout and people wonder why this team is lifeless.

This is one of the most putrid offenses I've ever watched. Nine fucking singles. How does Menenchino still have a job? Only with this organization... HIT HOME RUNS YOU USELESS ASSHOLES!

I just don't understand.

"Resting for the playoffs"

Great signing. Fuck this team.

They at least hit home runs. This team? Not so much.

This might be one of the worst station to station teams ever for the White Sox. And they've had some terrible ones.

Man, Yaz looks like a guy with prosthetic legs running the bases.... Laboring so much.

Four out of the first five at bats...

The Sox should just keep hitting ground balls. That's a great approach in Coors.

The problem with not hitting home runs and focusing on getting hits, is you need guys who can run to make the most of that approach. This team is fucking slow. None of what they are doing makes any sense.

Avoided disaster this series. Have to start playing better than .500 ball. Some URGENCY would be great.

Of course.

What?

A White Sox player tweaks something every single game. So probably.

Sure hope that six run lead is enough for this shit bullpen. It's a travesty how bad it's been with how much money and focus they put on it.

Is Zavala drunk? Between his at bats, and his inability to catch a fucking baseball, it sure looks like it.

Playing .500 ball isn't going to cut it. Sox need to start putting up some 7-3 stretches here.

With the lack of power on this team, the Sox absolutely cannot afford to give up on Eloy. You just have to hope he can stay healthy at some point.

Hasn't pitched in like 12 days. May be rust more than anything.

Home runs at home. This is what should be happening. What's been sorely lacking.

Fucking A right Eloy.

Good work Dylan. Another great game. Hopefully the boys can finish this one off for you.

Zavala is fucking terrible. Why is he still here?

I'm not complaining about Cease only going six. I'm complaining about the White Sox letting Bieber off the hook and not making him throw strikes early.