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It was a dark and stormy night........

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Can't belive they're on the list P.Diddy??

Guinness record for most body piercings, in Montreal, December 13, 2003. Moffatt inserted 900 needles into his legs to break his previous record of 702 piercings.

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god, the Magic are pathetic sucksville

I always liked Hinrich..enough to not bag on him until I've seen him play a good amount of minutes...Give him a chance.. Danman don't like him though..

Haven't been posting as much lately..been working 14 hour days the past week...I'm dead tired..but I feel good now.. Have some FHM lists that look pretty good...this one was from a couple issues ago..seemed kinda interesting.. 50:Sgt. Frampton leads Hearts Club band... Astutely realizing in 1978 that they were bigger than the Beatles, the Bee Gees and Peter Frampton strung together 29 Fab Four songs to create the movie musical Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. The plot was a bit hard to follow, but the band knew that wouldn't much matter. "Kids today don't know the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper," Bee Gee Robin Gibb said at the time. "When ours come out, it will be, in effect, as if theirs never existed." The movie couldn't break even in theaters. 49: Freak buys Beatles...During their early-'80s collaboration, Paul McCartney mentioned to Michael Jackson that buying the publishing rights to other bands' music was highly profitable. Taking the lessons to heart, Jackson acted on his friend's advice-and outbid McCartney for the Beatles catalog. 48: Duran Duran goes gay...After leaving Duran Duran, guitarists Warren Cuccurullo realized there was only one logical place to go:gay porn. On his Web site, www.warrencuccurullo.com, fans can download his "home movies" or buy a dildo molded on his knob. 47: Fan bangs drummer...To enliven a London crowd in 2000, girl-rockers L7 raffled off a one-night stand with their drummer, Dee Plakas. The winner was asked to first take a "gentleman's" bath out of respect to Dee." He collected his prize in the back of his tour bus. 46: Buckethead builds coop: Guitarist for the newly reformed Guns N' Roses, Buckethead took his name from the KFC bucket he wears like a crown. While laying down G N' R tracks in the studio, he performs in a chicken coop-because he claims to have been raised by chickens. Sounds reasonable 45: The King eats in on the can: In his later, fatter years, Elvis Presley had few joys besides reading in his pimped-out bathroom. It was to the john that he excused himself on August 16, 1977. And that's where his fiancée found him, face down in a puddle of his own vomit. Grown bloated from success, there was no better place for the King of Rock 'n' Roll to die than on the throne. 44: Plasmatics waste a Caddy:Loading a Coupe de Ville with explosions in 1980, the Plasmatics drove it onto a New York pier and hit the detonator. It was supposed to be a statement about materialism. Mostly, through, it was a giant waste of a nice car. 43: Man becomes metal god: In the real-life story that spawned the real-mediocre movie "Rock Star," Tim Owens had the good fortune of going from frontman of a Judas Priest tribute band to lead shrieker of the real thing. The band also stuck him with the nickname Ripper, which was not cool. 42: Lemonhead attends high school prom: When Lemonheads fan Magan Wargula met singer Evan Dando after an Atlanta concert in 1993, she whined that her prom date had canceled on her. So Dando borrowed a tux and hit the high school scene. 41: Braided men win Grammy: Milli Vanilli's Rob Pilatus tended to stop moving his lips when focusing on his dance moves, and on July 20, 1989, the duo ran off the stage in shame when their tape broke during a concert, leaving silence. Good thing they won a Grammy 6 months later. 40: KISS shed their makeup: Desperate for any shred of publicity in 1983, KISS began performing without being painted up like confused clowns. The move won the group plenty of attention, but mostly as the nation collectively gasped in horror at the realization that Gene Simmons was one ugly bastard and Peter Chris looked better as a whiskered animal. Mercifully, 13 years later, the band milked another round of publicity out of putting their makeup back on. 39: Monkees act like dandruff: Looking to overhaul their image in 1968, the Monkees starred in the film 'Head.' Written by none other than Jack Nicholson, the cinematic masterpiece has a scene where the group pretends to be dandruff, there's a scene concert footage intercut with gory shots of a Vietcong soldier being executed, and the film begins and ends with the Fey Four attempting suicide. Its box-office take: $15,000. 38:Rocker invents barn boom box: Hoping to create history's largest boom box on his ranch, Neil Young had roadies set up concert speakers in his house and another set in his barn. The ranch had a lake between the barn and the house, so Young rowed out on the pond and shouted, "More barn!" or "More house!" until his roadies were pumping out the perfect surround sound mix. 37: Pantera punch guy in face: On the cover of Vulgar Display of Power, Pantera wanted to show a dude eating a fist sandwich. not content with the picture of boxers suggested by the label, the band found some guy on the street who would play human punching bag for $10 per blow. "He left with $300 bucks and bruises all over his face," Pantera drummer Vinnie Paul explained to FHM. 36: Eagles sue eagles: Kudos for the Eagles for defending their group's identity in 1998 by filing a trademark infringement lawsuit against the National Foundation to Protect America's Eagles. Sure, the nonprofit organization was dedicated to reintroducing injured bald eagles into the wild, but that certainly didn't give it the right to bogart the Web site www.eagles.org. In a tragic miscarriage of judgment, the band lost. 35: Axl talks hoops: In 2001, Axl Rose gave his first interview in 6 years--and it was to a local sports reporter. After Game Four of the NBA playoffs, Rose wandered in front of LA sports guy Fred Roggin. Though Roggin had no clue what a media coup he'd landed, he still brought the tough questions. For example, "Were you rooting for the Lakers or the Sixers?" and, "I've got to ask you a serious question: People say it's a tough crowd. What do you think of these fans?" 34: Ladies straddle bicycle seats: Queen realized they had two great tastes that tasted great together with their singles "Fat Bottomed Girls" and "Bicycle Race." To promote the songs, the group hired 65 women to ride bicycles around Wimbledon Stadium---naked. When the company who rented out the bikes found out how they'd been used, they demanded Queen by them 65 new bicycle seats. 33: Allman Brothers display mastery of legal system: When a club owner refused to pay the Allman Brothers for a gig, road manager Twiggs Lyndon knew what to do: stab him to death with a fishing knife. At the trial, bassist Berry Oakley showed up high and ran out of the courtroom three times to vomit. The display got Twiggs acquitted on the argument that living with the band would make any man insane. 32: Ocasek marries model: In 1989, Cars lead singer Ric Ocasek married exotic Czech model Paulina Porizkova. There is only one force in the world that could help such a hideous dude snag such hot tail: the power of rock 31: Fed eyes surf song: In 1964, the seriously out-of-touch FBI investigated the Kingsmen's "Louie, Louie," gathering 250 pages of material to determine if the ditty was corrupting the nation's youth through "dirty lyrics." Their findings? The song was "incomprehensible at any speed." No s***. 30: Townshend slams guitar on TV: When The Who booked their first big U.S. TV gig on The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, Keith Moon packed his drum kit with extra gunpowder for a big-bang finish. The explosion was so giant, Pete Townshend's hair caught fire, and he was deafened for 20 minutes. 29: Chicago kills disco: Bring a disco record to the July 12, 1979, doubleheader at Comiskey Park and it'll be destroyed on field between games. Then things got out of hand. Here's how local DJ Steve Dahl, who organized the event, remembers it: FHM: You were the brains behind the Disco Demolition. What was the plan? SD: I was going to dress up in some stupid looking army fatigues, ride onto the field in a jeep and then blow up all these disco records. FHM: You got a bit more than you expected. SD: People were tossing cherry bombs on the field and throwing records like frisbees. FHM: They were literally swinging from the rafters, weren't they? SD: Yeah, there were people climbing over the wall to get in, and probably another 20,000 people om the street. After we blew the records up, I got back in the jeep and drove to the press box. I looked at the TV and saw people storming the field. At first, I thought they were showing World Series highlights, but then I realized it was live and my heart sank. FHM: Did you think "I'm in deep s***"? SD: Yeah, But nobody was being violent. They were going crazy and having fun, taking turns sliding into second base and stuff like that. When it was time for the second game, the grass was too damaged to play on, and the White Sox were forced to forfeit. But it's not like they were on a tear. They would've lost the game anyway. 28: Video flees the scene: While shooting the video "Down in It" in Chicago, Nine Inch Nail Trent Reznor pretended to be dead while cameras attached to helium balloons filmed from above. One camera broke free, floating to a corn field 125 miles away. The farmer who found the camera sent it to the state police, who thought they'd found evidence of a homicide and launched an investigation. The police soon learned Reznor wasn't really dead. Although his career soon would be. 27: Lauper rules WrestleMania: Cyndi Lauper might have made her pro-wrestling name managing off-and-on women's champ Wendi Richter ("150 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal") at the inaugural WrestleMania in 1985, but she didn't just sit on the sideline. She also created a signature move--whacking people over the head with her Loaded Purse of Doom. 26: Guitar grows four heads: Created by ax hero Michael Angelo, the quad guitar is admittedly hard to play for anyone with fewer than eight hands. On the plus side, it creates four times the rock of a standard guitar. 25: Fans sue Creed for sucking: Creed frontman Scott Stapp took the stage in Chicago on December 29, 2002, unable to remember any of the lame lyrics to his lame songs. Goddamn right the fans should sue. 24: Orgy leads to corpse fire: When country rocker Gram Parsons ODed during a drug-fueled orgy in 1973, his gal pal attempted to revive him--by shoving ice cubes up his rectum. It worked, but only briefly. He died again. and although the body was to be flown home, Parson's friends knew he wanted to be burned in the desert. So they hijacked the corpse, hit the dunes and set it ablaze. 23: The Go-Go's violate a roadie: They were girls, but they knew proper rock-star etiquette. Note the way bassist Kathy Valentine tries to coax a roadie into deflowering a groupie on video--and then shoves a vibrator up his ass. 22: John and Yoko hide in a bag: In 1969, Yoko Ono and John Lennon called journalists to their Vienna hotel room, where the two were crouching on a table inside a giant bag. They then expounded upon their philosophy of "bagism," which stated that since prejudices are often based on a person's appearance, everyone would be much better off if we communicated with one another from within a bag. The whole thing must've been Yoko's idea. 21: Legend weds schoolgirl: On December 12, 1957, 22-year-old Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13-year old second cousin, Myra Gale Brown, who wore the dress from her eight-grade class that morning to the wedding. Some people found that creepy. 20: Beach Boy builds sandbox: Any musician can get strung out on drugs, but few can have as spectacular a breakdown as Beach Boy Brian Wilson. Fried on LSD, Wilson ballooned to 300 pounds and was convinced that a fire in a recoding studio was caused by his song "Fire." But the stunt that takes the cake was the piano he had mounted in a sandbox in his living room, put there so he could "feel the beach" when he played. What a douchebag. 19: Stone warps family tree: At the tender age of 48, Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman started dating 13-year-old Mandy Smith. When she turned 19, they married--lasting under the same roof for a week. Even worse, Smith's mother, 46, later became engaged to Wyman's 30-year-old son. Some merciful deity kept that marriage from occurring, but if it had, Wyman would have become his ex-wife's step-grandfather. 18: Fatty broadcasts surgery: Big-boned Wilson-Phillips singer Carnie Wilson figured she needed a stomach stapling. Fair enough, but did she need to broadcast the graphic surgery live on the internet? 17: Lars sues lip liner: Suing Napster was a dick move, but when Metallica went legal on Victoria's Secret, claiming their silver lip pencil named Metallica was creating "confusion in the market place," it was downright pathetic. 16: Guitarist dresses like child: In 1974, AC/DC's Angus Young realized becoming famous required dressing like a schoolboy. Prior to that, Young had tried other gimmicks that didn't seem as practical, such as playing in a gorilla suit. 15: The nuge details death: Figuring his fans would be as interested in his love for shooting animals with pointy sticks as he was, Ted Nugent published 'Blood Trails' in 1991. The 140-page tome, which will be re-released November 15, gives intricate details of 120 different ways in which he had killed an animal. Here are some excerpts: Hunt 16: 200 pound Wild Boar..."The arrow was thru him like butter and he scrambled to cover the last 75 yards of his life as fast as he could. Even though we saw his fall and die, we took up the blood trail because it was a beautiful thing." Hunt 47: Dik-Dik Antelope..."The arrow zipped under his nose, disappeared into his throat, passed all the way through him, and his excited his crotch. There was no blood trail, but instead a blood puddle, because he did about two complete somersaults, kicked once and died. I carried him back to camp, and I will take these life-accelerating memories to my grave. Not to mention the belly-full of delicious steaks I took to bed with me that night!" Hunt 82: 300 pound Wart Hog..."The [arrow] had taken the mass of artery off the top of the heart, destroyed both lungs, and bled out the warthog in seconds. Cool as hell. The slaughterhouses of the world have NEVER killed so efficiently as this." 14: Elvis fights drugs: In December 1970, Elvis Presley wrote Richard Nixon, asking to be deputized so he could battle both drug abuse and "Communist brainwashing techniques." Nixon must've been high when he agreed. 13: The world watches a video of Tommy and Pamela Lee doing it: The best part is when he honks the boat horn with his donger. 12: Journey gets a video game: At first, the arcade game allowed a player to insert his face onto a character. Then one dude took a picture of his ball bag instead. To avoid the chance of having characters that looked like scrotum, the game was altered to have ones that looked like Journey. 11: Fleetwood Mac replaces Fleetwood Mac: When Fleetwood Mac abandoned a tour midway through 1973, the band manager had a novel idea: Finish the tour with a random group of musicians he'd start calling Fleetwood Mac. It's unclear how many fans noticed the replacements, but the original members filled suit, halting Faux Mac after two weeks. 10: GWAR lands on Earth: Claiming to have descended from alien beings bent on enslaving the human race, the members of GWAR hold fast to the idea that they're immortal and exist solely to destroy everything and everyone in their path. It's patently retarded, but does make for a memorable concert experience. 9: Jacko apes dictator: In the fall of 1996, Michael Jackson posed the question, "What better way to promote my new self-indulgent album HIStory than to float a 30-foot-tall statue of myself down the Thames in England, and then tour with it, eventually placing it on a spot of land where a giant statue of Stalin once stood in Prague?" The world ignored him. 8: Metal created while cutting metal: As a teenager, Black Sabbath ax man Tony Iommi sliced off two fingertips while cutting sheet metal. His prosthetics didn't give a good feel for the strings, so he developed a style of play reliant on thumping power chords. Thus, heavy metal was born. 7: Steven Tyler casts daughter as stripping video vixen: A sexy video can be huge for album sales, and Aerosmith's Steven Tyler realized his daughter, Liv, would be perfect as strip-club-loving teen in band's "Crazy" video. This allowed Tyler's millions of horny music fans to rub one out while picturing his 16-year-old daughter. 6: Dylan kicks fan's ass in street fight: Critics may point to the time he went electric at the Newport Folk Festival, but the moment when Bob Dylan really proved he was a rock star and not just some folk-singing pussy was when he attacked A.J. Weberman. A rabid fan who'd been going through his garbage. 5: Lou Reed does kung fu: "I found tai chi when I was studying with Leung Shum, who teaches Eagles Claw and Wu Hao," explains the increasingly leathery Lou Reed in May/June 2003 issue of Kung Fu magazine. Whatever. He looks utterly ridiculous wielding a samurai sword. 4: James Brown defends toilet: After threatening people in his building with a shotgun because he thought someone had used his toilet, James Brown realized it was time to run from the law. Police chased him all the way from Georgia to South Carolina. The only way to stop him was to shoot out his tires--after which he drove six more miles. 3: Devils piss liquor: Congratulations to David Lee Roth for creating the greatest concert prop ever: A statue of devil that pissed a 15-foot stream of Jack Daniel's onto the audience. 2: Madonna gets naked with Vanilla Ice: When she shot her soft-core coffee-table book Sex in 1992, Madonna probably thought the most potentially embarrassing pics were those of her crouching naked with a dog. But implied bestiality has nothing on being fondled by Vanilla Ice. How unfortunate that Madonna shot her book during the week-and-a-half period the Iceman was popular. 1: Teenager replaces overdosing drum legend: Even if he wasn't already taking a dirt nap, The Who's drummer and world's greatest drug addict Keith Moon wouldn't be able to say much about the group's show at San Francisco's Cow Palace on November 20, 1973. Having taken far too large a dose of animal tranquilizer, the skin-hitter passed out and fell off his drum kit 70 minutes into the set. But The Who wouldn't let that ruin the rock. After dragging Moon offstage to inject him with cortisone, the group was able to revive their drummer enough to roll him back onstage to continue the concert. Until he passed out again. As the roadies carted Moon off, Roger Daltry and Pete Townshend asked the crowd if anyone could take his place on drums. It was 19-year old Who fan and amateur drummer Thomas Scot Halpin who answered rock's call. Here are his memories of the most absurd moment in Rock 'n' roll: Q:How did you end up onstage with The Who? A: We showed up eight hours early to buy scalped tickets, so we wound up right at the front of the stage. When Keith passed out at his drum kit, the house lights came up and Pete Townshend started asking "Can anyone play drums?" My friend screamed at the security guard that I could. Then I was being led onto stage. Q:Did Keith's drum stool smell? A: I don't know, but the kit was huge. You could stand on it. Q: Did you rock? A: They went into "Smokestack Lightning" to see how well I played. I surprised them. They shook my hand, then Townshend said, "I'm going to lead you." I don't know if I was any good, because you couldn't hear the drums thanks to the amps. But nobody booed or asked for their money back. Q: You should have gotten paid. A: They brought my friend and me backstage to meet the band. They also gave me a tour jacket, but somebody stole it later that night. Q: Did you meet any willing groupies? A: No, but there was this huge buffet spread. We were the last to leave because we ate so much food and took a bunch with us. Q: Did anything ever come of your cameo on the skins? A: Rolling Stone named me Pickup Player of the Year for 1973, and I got to audition for Journey.

This is a free download... BlockCAD is a CAD (computer aided design) system developed for kids using Lego blocks as the base elements. Just pick a Lego brick and drop it onto a virtual Lego board. It's that simple. BlockCAD also has different colored blocks as well. if you have a hankering for Legos, BlockCAD is a must-have. Plus it's free. It's pretty good http://user.tninet.se/~hbh828t/proglego.htm

I've been lookin at this for awhile... The Wayback Machine allows people to visit archived versions of stored websites. 1:Type a URL. 2:Select a date. 3:Begin surfing on an archived version of the website. For now, going "way back" means back to 1996. Archivists collect data every two months, so users will be able to find what a website looked like during a 60-day period, not necessarily on a particular date. http://www.archive.org/

Here's a Free Firewall for you guys who don't want to pay for one or want more protection other than the XP firewall It's called....Sygate Personal Firewall Launch any network or Internet application, and Personal Firewall will bug you to allow, block, or ask each time if the program should be allowed to connect to the network. If you change your mind at a later date, right-click the funky saw-blade icon in the system tray, and select Applications. If you're bored, or just don't know what to do with yourself, double-click the same funky saw-blade icon and -- voilà! Three graphs display all network traffic to and from your PC. Of course all that's just the tip of the iceberg for this free file. download it here http://smb.sygate.com/products/spf_standard.htm

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I first saw this on Kimmel's show...I thought it was a joke, but it's apparently real..LOL Funny.. What do ya guys think http://kget.com/news/local/story.aspx?cont...79-9591ada281dc

Bears....eghhh...Kordell...ughhh damn

6 mill tops

Jeez, are we gonna sign or re-sign anyone to make this team better? I see moves going on all over....We're low-ballin everyone How the heck does Kenny expect the Sox to compete if you don't re-sign guys like Colon and Robbie..or anyone else that is an above average ball player? We got the Twinkies becoming suckier every minute now and a great opportunity to go for the division one more time next year and Kenny has his thumb up his ass... What the hell is he doing to make us better? And is he gonna do anything to make us better? That's the question What exactly is he doing to make us Sox fans excited for next year??? Absolutely nothing :fyou

Do you guys think this girl should have been expelled for having Advil??? So yanking her out of school is gonna make things better? What great logic...so instead of pulling her aside and explaining to her that she can't have any sort of pills at the school..why don't we just yank her out of school depriving her from an education and making the parents lives even more hellish.. Now they either have to move(a inconvenience) and/or put her in private school which will cost a lot of money(another inconvenience if I say so) and now the school doesn't have to deal with it anymore..It's not their problem anymore.. Have we gone insane??? or am I just no getting it..which could be a possibility http://www.shreveporttimes.com/html/AE0F03...F1898F37C.shtml

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Before I let this go and say my final piece...When I said you were a diff kind of animal I was using it as figure of speech....wasn't calling you an animal meaning you were less than human.. see, I also used it here.. And also maybe cooling down being the smart ass of the board you will be more of a better person and most definitely more liked and welcomed.... I baked a few more of that humble pie, my best batch ever..try some Oh, and Korn's latest album "Take a Look in the Mirror" f***in RULES! great s***.. thank you

Here's a program that I've been using for about 5 months and I like it.... It's called........AI RoboForm It sits in your taskbar and when a form you have to fill out the little box pops up and with one click you it fills the entire thing..same thing for log-in screens..you can store your log-in-names and password on this and when the log-on screen comes up the little box pops up and you press fill out and there it is.... It's a good auto-filler and alot better than auto-complete that's on IE or whatver..more complete.. It's free, but you can't have no-more than 30 passcards...more then that and you'll have to buy the pro-version But 30 is plenty..I have a general passcard with all my info..creditcard info addresses and stuff..and all the other passcards are just for all the sites that you have to log on to...You can also have it password protected, so noone else can look at your personal information.. It's really good..Download it here... http://www.roboform.com/

I like this site, it lets you see beta versions of programs..It's funny to see something like AIM 1.0..it looks weird compared to the current one http://www.oldversion.com/

Ughhh, a heartbreaker of a lost tonight against the 6ers...tonight they showed their strengths and their big weakness...The team now is a better defensive team it seems like..some actual toughness seems to be in effect since the trade and Skiles came on as coach..even though its been only 2 games...I like that..BUT we're missing one thing that lost us this game...A superstar...a go-to guy..a game breaker.. We don't have one..6ers do in Iverson....even though when he did that dumb flex at the end of the game I wanted to knock him on the head..but he came up big. We may be able to stay in games more than earlier in the season..we won't be getting blown out by 20, but we're probably gonna lose alot of games like these...close ones..heartbreakers For all you Hinrich haters, gotta give it up to the guy..he played his butt off..even though he got lit up by Iverson on many occasions, but Iverson's gonna do that to alot of people.. I see that he has a good approach to his defensive play....he's not afraid to go to the basket, and he's just plays his butt off. But that was the trade off on making the big trade..lose scoring, gain toughness and some D.. But still, I think i rather have a tough like nails team than the one we had before...and Curry actually showed some balls tonight..going hard to the basket on a few occasions and knockin people down and taking names..he NEEDS to play like that for this team to be any good..maybe Skiles can finally get through to him..cause obviously Cartwright couldn't.. And Chandler is being missed..not only is he a rebounding machine..he brings energy to the club...Damn back

If a small trade like this can tally up over 100 posts, I can't wait till we actually make a big trade...like that's gonna happen but you know You got teams like Bos trading for Shilling..Yanks trading for Vasquez..we're trading for Juan Uribe. Now if we had traded for Vasquez the thread may be challenging the HCT for most posts ever Man

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