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Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl) is the front-runner to play Willy Wonka in Tim Burton's proposed movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Variety reported.

HAPPS guys!

You could say the same thing about Bill Maher Except that he is somewhat informed. But, some of the things he says make no sense whatsoever. And he wonders why he isn't married when he calls the U.S. "feminized". Coulter, on the other hand, lives off of attention. I think alot what Maher say makes alot of sense..not all, but alot.. But that's just me...

Florida laughs at our humidity....

Have you taken a nice drive up to Death Valley? I here it's a nice place to visit and relax.. anyway, isn't it the hottest place on earth, over at DV???

What do you think I am, a moron????(You better not answer that! I know Arizona has no humidity...I've been to Florida and know humidity...That's why I aint never moving to Florida also... But 117 is HOT, even without the humy...f***in windshields are shattering, candles are melting inside? It's still HOT as hell over there...

Hey~! That's my car. :finger Well, I have the 2003 version. 2003 version?!?!?! Your car's gonna be out of style by January...Now you gotta save up again for another new car...

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WEATHER/07/25/phoe...t.ap/index.html Whoo!!!....HOT

I do too, but we're on this great 8 game winning streak and we're just a measly 3 games over the .500 mark...I wish we could've started at 53-50 and then go on our 8 game winning streak Then I would be estatic...I just don't trust this team..they let us down too many times in the past..I want to see what they do against the Royals before i make a judgment on how excited or elated I will be.. You'll know when I'm excited when my Maggs quote in my sig comes down... But I'm enjoying this current straek..Oh please..I hope we can get to like 12 or 13 in a row..that would get me pumped up

I shouldn't have said used to love..I actually still do eat them..just not the "Flintstone's" brand.. The generic one's though I had one about 3 weeks ago..got to remember to get some over the weekend

What, no pic? I saw it at the LA auto show, don't have a pic though. It comes out in the next month to month in a half though Also the new RX is badass. Saw one a few days ago parked by Best Buy, had to take a closer look at it. http://www.ferrari-forsale.com/Enzo Is this it?

I like the orange sherbert...I use to love those Flintstones Orange sherbert push-ups..those were good

What, no pic?

Here's some of the new cars that are rolling out for the 2004 season... http://autos.msn.com/advice/articles/previ...ing2004&src=MSN The Aston Martin DB7 GT looks NICE.. How bout all you lovely people donate some money to me so I can purchase this car? If all of you chip in at least $1000 bucks I may just be able to afford it..and each person on here could drive the car for a whole week..Now, aint that nice of me?

Available is how much memory you have available for use at the moment. Cache is how much is being used by stuff (internet explorer, winamp, etc.). As for why the two don't add up to equal the total physical memory, well that I just don't know. Alright, but what does 54100 or whatver in available memeory does that mean...Is that 54100 Kbs, MB..or what...

Here's a good little commentary article on the Republican b**** Anne Coulter who is even disliked by her own party... Everytime I watch her on Bill Maher's show I cringe...what ever comes out of her mouth is a waste of breath, an airborne toxic event. :fyou She's horrible... :fyou :fyou :fyou http://slate.msn.com/id/2085977/

I'm pretty sure he went to Harvard, right? yeah i want to say that or yale. i really think it is harvard Yep, Harvard

but he has been getting better guests Uh, really Kathy Griffen(sp) appeared the other day for the 100th time(I think Adam is tied with her) I think is gonna take a few years for Jimmy to get A-B stars on his show..Conan has been on for 10 years and still gets crappy guests..but he's in NY and just about all the stars are out in Cali..so you give Conan a break there. Jimmy is righ smack in the middle of movie star land and still getting C list guests But I still watch his show..

Well, I think he only interrupts them alot if they are boring and s***...that's what cool about him though..he makes even a crappy interview with a C or D list guest entertaining with his comedic wit and timing...and I don't think he uses writers when he's in the middle of an interview with a guest and alot of the time that's when he's the funniest.. That stuff seems off the cuff. On Letter amn, which i really don't watch all that often..but when i do watch it seems he treats his guest with no respect at all...like he's above them or something or he's forcing himself to be nice..but in reality in sometimes feels like he doesn't even want to be there...Maybe that's why he takes all that vacation time off(but that's my opinion, maybe I'm wrong) About Kimmel..he's only been doing his talk show for about 6 months or whatever.These others have been doing their show for more then 10 years(in Conan's and Leno's case) and Letterman for over 20 years.. Carson Daly only does simple sit down interviews and has musical guests and s***..he really doesn't put on a Comedy/entertainment show..So I really don't bother including him in anything..But I don't think he's that bad an interview(he's not doing worst than anybody else) Kilborn's an idiot..don't watch his show, and have no interest in doing so and Leno may be the hardest working guy of all the talk show hosts,..his monologue is corny, but it's aimed at probably the 25-49 year old crowd...I do like Headlines and Jaywalking segments..all the other comedy skits are all crap.. Tom Green does some funny little remote pieces on his show..it's not bad The End

Speaking of Conan, he's gonna celebrate his 10th anny, on Sept 12...can't believe he's been on the air for 10 years!!! That went by fast.... http://tv.zap2it.com/tveditorial/tve_main/...1|,00.html

What, no The Orlando Jone's SHow, The Caroline Reah Show, and or The Wayne Brady Show??!?!?!?!?!?!??Blasphemy!!!!! Anyway, My fav is Conan's show...It says something that he doesn't really get any top name guests, but still is able to put on a great show..The guy is just very funny. And he has Triumph..What else can you say??? 2nd would be Kimmel's show...Just cause I like Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corrolla..Jimmy is the kind of guy you would want as a best friend if you were a guy. His show is not as funny as Conan's, but he does his best..

Well, not actual pepper spray... http://www.ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news.ht...4A400QE79030725

But the ice cream's that are the bad ones are Ice cream's like Häagen-Dazs' Mint Chip Dazzler -- With three scoops of mint chip ice cream, hot fudge, Oreos, chocolate sprinkles, and whipped cream......Cold Stone Creamery's Mud Pie Mojo -- A mix of coffee ice cream, roasted almonds, fudge, Oreos, peanut butter, and whipped topping Jeez, I just got fat reading that..... Doesn't anybody just eat plain ol vanilla ice cream anymore? http://content.health.msn.com/content/arti...le/71/81312.htm

CubsSuck, who's that with the outstanding ass in your sig?