Quin

Mercury.

Y'all ready for this s***? Cause it's the yearly thread and f*** all this lying around. Greg: Let it go. War's over, man. Verlander dropped the big one. Quin: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Heat bombed Pearl Harbor and almost beat the Sox in the World Series? Hell no! Balta: [to SS2k5] Heat? SS2k5: Forget it, he's rolling. Quin: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...The tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! Caulfield: You know that that phrase was coined by Joseph P. Kennedy, John F. Kennedy's father. Interesting factoid about that...[goes on for five paragraphs about the Kennedy family and how their policies effected China.] [Quin runs out, alone; then returns] Quin: What the f*** happened to the SoxTalk I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Quin, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Verlander, he's a dead man! Cabrera, dead! Fielder... J4L: Dead! Also, one fat motherf***er. Quin's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all in. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part! Jason: We're just the guys to do it. Kyyle: [stands up] Yeah, I agree. Let's go get 'em. SoxAce: Let's do it. Quin: [shouting] "Let's do it"! The above was a parody and in no way meant to be taken seriously. IN THIS CORNER AT 2-1 WITH A 3.91 ERA, THE PIMP WITH THE SCREWBALL HECTOOOOOOR SANTIAAAAAGOOOO And in this corner, some dude from the Twins. Man, I never heard of him before, but f*** that guy. SOX FELL TO THE LEAGUE LEADERS IN WEIGHT LAST GAME. IT WAS s***. THIS WEEKEND WAS s***. BUT WHO GIVES A f***? SO WAS THE ROYALS SERIES THEN THEY KICKED THE YANKEES COLLECTIVELY OVERPAID ASSES. SO, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? ARE THEY GONNA LIE DOWN AND LET THE SEASON BE OVER? HELL f***ING NO. ARE THEY ABOUT TO MAKE A PUSH TO GLORY? YES. BECAUSE f*** ALL THE HATERS. THIS. IS. WHITE SOX. BASEBALL. AND NOW, FOR YOUR CHICAGO WHITE SOX. (Play the following to videos at the same time, scroll to 0:28 for the second video).

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Suck a dick Jackson.

DAMNIT.

DAMNIT HUDSON.

Flowers, make it a bit straighter.

QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ Sep 2, 2012 -> 08:17 PM) Can someone shoot a note in crayon to Hawk to keep his big yap shut on the officials. It's not helping. It's better than getting ESPN.

Sale has cojones.

Horse s*** call on that pitch.

QUOTE (fathom @ Sep 2, 2012 -> 08:10 PM) That first pitch to Cabrera was probably 3 inches closer to the zone than that strike to Wise. This. And this at bat is the ultimate Skinny vs. Fat battle. And the fat one gets hit.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Sep 2, 2012 -> 01:31 PM) For some reason people are afraid to start new threads. It's prolly because a lot of people get mad and jump on you if u start a new thread, so they post in catch all. And cause some things don't warrant a new thread.

QUOTE (bmags @ Sep 2, 2012 -> 03:05 PM) I was able to watch the game. Pretty fun/boring in the second quarter. Really impressed by Berkstrasser, he was slingin those balls in there. I'm still pretty worried about playing UGA in week 2 with all of our oline injuries. YOu could tell their inexperience at picking up blitzes, most of the pressures on Franklin were guys coming in untouched. But, Murphy, Lawrence and Hansbrough in the backfield are quite the threat. I think we'll be alright without Josey. Hell, it was boring after the initial excitement died down. Lawrence ran literally right in front of me, maybe 2 or 3 yards, on the big touchdown run and it wasn't too exciting at that point.

QUOTE (Jake @ Sep 2, 2012 -> 11:41 AM) I vote this trivial discussion be moved to the catch-all thread.

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Sep 2, 2012 -> 02:01 AM) RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Sep 2, 2012 -> 12:42 AM) It was rainy and a WR ran into me on the sidelines, but it was fun filming the game. But seriously, WRs running into you is a weird experience.

They need to watch this.

It was rainy and a WR ran into me on the sidelines, but it was fun filming the game.

QUOTE (2nd_city_saint787 @ Sep 1, 2012 -> 10:24 PM) BTW I felt kinda lame after I found out that meme is from lord of the rings. ...?

Chris Sale K's 27. Lets do this.

QUOTE (Alpha Dog @ Sep 1, 2012 -> 03:23 PM) How about your senile VP going up to a table full of greek people and introducing himself as Joe Bidenopolous. http://www.politico.com/blogs/burns-haberm...los-133992.html

Off to go film the Mizzou game. This'll be fun.

QUOTE (mr_genius @ Sep 1, 2012 -> 11:02 AM) might as well just cancel the election. God forbid I point out that Stewart tore into the RNC. I know you would never ever call out the DNC if something stupid happened there, like a senile old man yelling at a chair or Republican Congressmen of states so far in debt saying that they know how to fix the country.

QUOTE (sunofgold @ Sep 1, 2012 -> 10:28 AM) Pitch well Lair Keanu! I've decided your body naturally produces LSD.

QUOTE (oldsox @ Sep 1, 2012 -> 11:20 AM) Sox are still ahead of Detroit, but we are chasing them and are not going to catch them. I'd like to nominate this for "stupid contradicting post of the year" Seriously, just say you think the Tigers will win the AL Central instead of implying the White Sox are trying to fall in the standings.