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Can't make Chris Getz's premiere free agent hitter sit out games, can we?

I still like Jake Burger and now the thread has made me sad. Go back to eviscerating Maldonado!

Yes, someone else said the pun!

Love that Stone is like "this is why the Sox were enamored with him." I wonder who was enamored with him Steve. Say it.

And Korey Lee is undeniably our best catcher right now.

I am glad I asked!

Kevin Pillar is unironically our best outfielder.

Wasn't his third start on short rest or something insane because they didn't have a fifth starter?

Like everything else with this org, they had no actual plan on how to do this.

"Crochet overcomes Laz Diaz" is funny. Unfortunately he did not overcome Willie Castro.

Bad defense and throwing a reliever-turned-starter right into the fire, who would have figured?

He didn't have enough power to dictate coaches, stop judging him. He still doesn't, for some reason, despite being the sole decision maker.

Dunn is easily the best hitter in this lineup. And he did have that All-Star season!

Lol Jimmy Rollins really did come in and go "perhaps a child taking grounders when we need to work on things is a waste of time" and it unleashed Armageddon

To pile on: It seemed like Lenyn always had to figure out each minor league level himself. It was a pattern. He'd struggle hard when first promoted, then go on tears. Is it any shock that the one level that that doesn't work at is the major league level?

Legitimately wondering if any organization (other than the Royals) would hire Getz for any role.

Dude's brain is shot. Give him a phantom IL trip to try and mentally reset.

For anyone wondering, this is why I didn't like taking a 29-year-old reliever as part of the return for the 28-year-old ace.

We're unstoppable now.

Holliday, Kjerstad, and believe it or not, Corbin Burnes

Runner steals home on Maldonado, who drops the baseball.

Maldonado was brought in for his defense. Fletcher was making similar gaffes in RF. Was also touted for defense. Shitty defensive team is shitty.

Just in case anyone was wondering. They are bad at the thing Getz said they'd be good at. Also, they were 25th last year.