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Jason Schmidt and Barry Bonds are single handledly keepin the Gaints in the NL West division race rite now.

Gloadmeister's Palace Of Love according to some.

13 Now! Kuck Foch! Spread the message!

All it needs is a pic of Koch, with one of those circles with a cross thru it. Great shirt though.

Tommy Boy Hanks knew he was on a winner here. Forrest Gump.

Too bad she hasn't been in the news bf this since there was "Bennifer". I giv her 3 months, and she'll be back with P Diddy.

We won't get Walker, he's goin to Pittsburgh at 11. It'll be Purcey, Fields or Syzmanski I'd think.

Right now, he's tellin Billy Botch he's got No Marbles.

Shingo is swearin at him in Japanes, and E-Lo is kickin his ass for wreckin his win.

I wonder what else Ozzie is pleading for now.

No GM is ever goin to trade for a reliever from Billy Beane again afta the Koch fiasco.

Florida needs bullpen help. They've been thinkin about acquirin Jose Contreas, how bout we giv em Billy Koch instead, I don't care if they don't hav to pay a cent.

A Fitting Song for Billy Botch, Now I Know By Pennywise Woke up to a perfect day no hope in sight but the futures bright ahead Today things will go my way i got to fight - can rest when i am dead Got no time for your explinations give me the frustrations and strained relations Can't wait for what waits for me got to get out and find whats right for me Not i know - i can hear the voices in my head they're telling me what to do next Can't figure it out - i guess we'll see - i know nothing comes for free No one can say what the future holds and now i know i've lost control Who knows what waits for me - no hope in sight - the futures bright for me Too long i've been denied and hypnotized by the lies they've told me And too long i've been controlled i've got to know what it feels like to be free Of the grasp of their expectations - their tribulations - no reservations Can't wait for what waits for me to get out and find whats right for me. And still you hear them - you lose control You can't escape them listen and you'll know.

Congratulations Billy Koch on managing to become a Vacuum Cleaner, managing to suck and blow at the same time.

And Winn stole 3rd

3-2

Olerud hasn't had a hit tonite, watch that change rite here.

Welcome to the Botch Zone folks.

Botch coming into his own here.

1 down, Bocachica grounds out.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking, as we are about to descend into Seattle, be warned we may experience some turbulence as baseballs may hit the plane as they will be hit out of Safeco Field.

Too bad bout those Pacers hey Greasy.

1-2-3!

Gloadmeister's Palace of Love.

Valentin grounds out, A-Row to 2nd.