Mr. Showtime

Should they go back to the days of no helmets to?

Maybe RPS is seeing things.

So you bought a Todd Ritchie jersey?

Manuel doesn't use pinch hitters, and Liefer is just a pain in the ass. He just helps the tinkering process.

My gun is out of bullets.

Your just cheap.

Porzio and Ginter need to go away. As does Liefer, but that's another story.

Yes, that would also be a good idea, but I thought of it ages ago.

Good, about time they did something right.

How about just the audio?

No Enis jersey?

I thought it was about going to church on Sunday's? Dammit!

I've never seen CSI, and have no desire to do so. Maybe I should go get "cut" like you.

Well, to compare their numbers to Kelly's, would be unfair considering he's a "specialist", while Almonte or Valentine would be closers or at least pitching an inning, not just one batter.

I'm reminded of a scene from "Friends" where Ross has a pager, and he's waiting for news on his baby. And the number is something like 555-JIMBO. And everyone keeps calling his number thinking it's 555-JUMBO. And he takes one call and goes "No, sir, I don't perform those kinds of services, you want 555-JUMBO." Good times.

Well, for Valentine to prove it one way or the other choke man has to be sent packing.

"What, are you f***ing stupid?!"

I thought there was more then one ass clown?

Well, we can, but I'm here to clean up America, so in a way we can't.

Will you also be giving us your NFL "LOCK OF THE WEEK" on you 1-800 number for free to?

Jerry Reinsdorf has a history of not paying people like Keith Foulke. It's the Ray Durham situation all over again.

Damn George Bush is the reason you didn't have cable before right? Take up the Hawks games with him!

I fixed it.

Your a penis then if you want Minnesota to win. Other than that we agree.

Caddyshack, Blazing Sadles, Slapshot, and Major League I and II.