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OP confirmed to be Not Steve Cishek. Book him, SS2K5

How much better can it get* Knowing the White Sox, the Ted Williams' frozen penis discussion might be the highlight of this off-season.

Because he is a cheap, mid-tier free agent on the wrong side of 30

This. I also expect Yoan to bounce back this year. I wouldn't be surprised if he posts an OBP similar to Grandal's. Moncada should be our 2-hole hitter.

Would you like to make the bet a little more interesting?

I don't buy it, unless he plays the OF. A DH is a poor area to spend cash. They need pitching and a RFer.

Not until 2023

They hired his brother in law/BFF and one of his other BFFs to make up for the cost difference though

It's such a shame that this happens. Much like Jerry Krause, Dick Allen clearly deserves to be in the HOF WHILE ALIVE. Such a shame it will have taken them dying to be elected.

Nimmo! Nimmo!

This isn't what I said. If we pay him the most, he will come here.

PS5 and the new Xbox are for plebs. You can play every game with people on other platforms on PC. You can get better bang for your buck even if you buy a prebuilt PC. I want the Sox to get a well built PC, not a PS5 or Xbox.

Where's Avery Weems at?

Welp, this coincides with Jimmy's article about Joc. We can only hope they sign Joc and get another pitcher...

Jeff Passan carrying water for owner Jerry Reinsdorf. Sad!

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No, they froze his wang too.

This is false. I considered it this year, but never made the actual switch.

I'm often the voice of reason here. Emotions just ride so high, that people are blinded and don't see it. I need to step in and put the normal folk, and even mods (SS2K5 and Kyle mostly), in line on occasion.

Jesus, the amount of condescension in this thread and the Joc thread is absurd. Let's take a chill pill folks. We're all on the same team.

And a .450 OPS combined from the two.

Are you ok dude? You're railing against fans for being realistic about how much the Sox will spend. Of course we would want Springer and Bauer, but it ain't happening.

So should they be pissed at a move such as Joc then? This team has clear salary restrictions. We cant sign the big dogs. Joc is as good as it gets in the clearance isle. So goes the life of a White Sox fan....

I don't think the fans WANT to worry about maximum dollar value, they are just being realistic given the owner of our team. Our owner is a cheap POS. Signing Springer or Bauer is a no brain for most teams, but we have to dream of it happening.

People throw him around in trade proposals more often than any other prospects. I think many here aren't sold on his upside, and would be surprised if he became a #2. My hope is for the Sox to get another pitcher without giving up Kopech, Cease, or Dunning, and letting those 3 duke it out for the 4-5 spots.