BridgeportHeather

Carlos is not a Dumbass. He's a solid contributer to our South Side Major League ballclub.

Well, Carlos is still the only Sox player ever to hit a homer in his first major league plate appearance!!!

It was not his first plate appearence. But Carlos did it in his!

So, who should we get to do PR? Mr. Gallas?

Carlos hit a homer in his first ML PLATE APPEARANCE...Miguel didn't!!! So there!!!

you gotta go and encourage him huh............were gonna have to take up a collection for his bail money and atty fees............ We'll just get you to go to Wrigley and collect money. They don't care about the game, so I'm sure they'd pay attention to you collecting money in the aisles. umm nope gotta find someone else to go there i dont walk on unholy ground...........my feet would burn up and id be left with stubbs........we need a new idea here heather.. wanna be prepared for his bail and atty fees.. no surprises needed and leaving us in need to come up with cash fast.... Then we can get CubFanSteve to come over and we can give him up as a sacrifice. We'll charge people $100 to see him get lashed until he dies...lmfao!!!

Carlos has been there, done that!!!

you gotta go and encourage him huh............were gonna have to take up a collection for his bail money and atty fees............ We'll just get you to go to Wrigley and collect money. They don't care about the game, so I'm sure they'd pay attention to you collecting money in the aisles.

Carlos is the Original Cub Killa...Olivio isn't!!! SO THERE!!!

Now THAT'S an idea!!! And make sure they have to fall down from a corner where there's a lot of unevenness in the building so they have to gash their heads on the corners of sections of the Sears Tower...lol! We could do this right before Valentine's Day, and have the streets of Chicago colored in blood for the occasion...lol.

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JINX, HSC!!!!

And aren't you the one who likes to BE GOOD?!?!

How about the Michigan Avenue bridge; however, if RPS were the president, he'd probably call for all three TRUE Cub fans to come together, and he'd push them off the bridge without a life jacket!!!

Well, I've made over 100 posts in a day...Just at a different message board (www.blackhawkzone.com). Join the ranks!!!

Don't mind that fat ugly slob, HSC!!! Sox fan women must stick together!!!

Which bridge would that be???

Hey JoeyBatters!!! How yoooooooooooou doing??? Looking forward to hearing another 4-hour drunken rant from you sometime on Sox And Roll!!! lol

So, ya finally decided to give up on OldRoman, did ya?

Woa! I couldn't agree more!!! Anyways, I think Bonds would do better than Ruth or Williams in their generations, because of his build. Bonds has to be the greatest offensive guy in MLB history.

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Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!!!!!!!!!! What up brotha!!!! When you get back, we should meet up sometime and drink something nice at a bar. I'm getting a car in a couple weeks, so I would be glad to do so!!! Come back safe!!!

You're already mental...you hate Carlos!!!

Is Andy Marte related to our very own Damaso? Make sure you put some of those pictures on the site. I wanna especially see those of Ring and Honel. They are gonna be great once they come up here.

Now you can't BE GOOD if you're gonna be like that...lol!!! The family cat's name is Karmel. She's the cutest thing in the world.