BridgeportHeather

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Hey, is that Magglio Ordonez by the White Sox ticket window? Maggs; what are you doing there? It's Pepsi half price Tuesday! . . . . . Drink Pepsi, and I'll see you in the ballpark!

You're BLIND!!!

Mmmmmmm, I'll have to check that out sometime!!!

Actually, that's pretty good for a chick. In my experience all girls want to "experiment" with another girl at least once.. You know you want to, admit it NO!!! That No is her saying she doesn't want to experiment because she already has Don't listen to what Jason has to say...

Actually, that's pretty good for a chick. In my experience all girls want to "experiment" with another girl at least once.. You know you want to, admit it NO!!!

Ok, I'm 30% gay! What the f*** is wrong with this motherf***er?!

Actually, checking out all the hillarious "calling for everyone's heads" posts on letsgowings.com!!!!

Well, if cwsox isn't enjoying this at least as much as you are, know that I am probably enjoying it even more!!! Oh, and the Blackhawks helped put Detroit in this predicament by beating them in the final game of the season!!! If the Wings won the game, they would've been playing Edmonton, a team they match up with much better. But, since they lost to the Blackhawks, they had to play Anaheim in the first round. Hurts so good!!! f*** the Dead Things

YES!!! Someone else has caught on with my nickname for the northside minor league ballclub!!!

You're wrong about one thing...Sammy CAN and DOES carry his team.... To the couch -- with his arm muscles and testes drowning in roids -- so they can watch the playoffs from home and have a collective crying session each and every October. . But, as long as Sammy gets his .300, 60, 150, Cub fans are happy -- and I'm sure Sammy is too. HAHAHAHA!!! And it's all true! As long as he keeps hitting the home runs, Cubs fans are happy...Utterly CLUELESS!!! LMFAO.

I agree, RPS. That and they might be getting Cubanized...LOL

One thing I question about SamME is his performance in pressure situations. He was "Mr. Clutch" in the late 90s; but now he doesn't hit when it really counts.

Lately, I've had a bunch of Cub fans trying to convince me that SamME's been better than Frank all the time. A couple months ago, I wrote this little paper comparing the careers of Frank Thomas and SamME Sosa. It's a good read and is something of which ALL Sox fans can use as even more ammunition in debates with clueless Cub fans. Note that I have written this in the perspective that I am talking to the Cub fans. Email this to all the Cubs fans you know!!! _______________________________________________________ Before I compare the statistics of both Frank Thomas and Sammy Sosa, I will let you know that while Thomas has played 13 seasons, Sosa has 15 under his belt. So, I will compute each player’s statistics on a per-year basis, dividing Thomas’ bottom line by 13 and Sosa’s by 15, so that we can look at the career averages for both players across many various statistics. Runs Scored: Frank Thomas has scored a total of 1168 runs, while Sammy Sosa has scored 1215 runs. That gives Thomas an average of 89.8 runs per year and Sosa averages 81 runs per year. ADVANTAGE: FRANK THOMAS Hits: Frank Thomas has hit safely 1902 times, while Sammy Sosa has hit safely 1955 times. Thomas has an average of 146.3 hits per year, while Sosa has an average of 130 hits per year. ADVANTAGE: FRANK THOMAS Home Runs: Frank Thomas has hit 376 home runs in his career, while Sammy Sosa has hit 499. Thomas has averaged 28.9 home runs per year, while Sosa averages 33.3 home runs per year. ADVANTAGE: SAMMY SOSA RBIs: Frank Thomas has 1285 career RBIs, while Sammy Sosa has 1347. Thomas has averaged 98.8 RBIs per year, while Sosa has averaged 89.9. ADVANTAGE: FRANK THOMAS Bases on Balls (Walks): Walks build up partially because of the presence a certain batter brings to the lineup. Frank Thomas has been walked 1286 times, while Sammy Sosa has been walked 738 times. Thomas has averaged 98.9 walks per year, while Sosa has averaged 49.2. ADVANTAGE: FRANK THOMAS Strikeouts: Frank Thomas has struck out 962 times in his career, while Sammy Sosa has struck out 1834 times in his career! Thomas averages 74 strikeouts per year, while Sosa averages 122.2 strikeouts per year. ADVANTAGE: FRANK THOMAS On Base Percentage: While Frank Thomas has a career on base percentage of 0.432, Sammy Sosa has a career on base percentage of 0.348. Thomas is actually leading all active major leaguers in this category! ADVANTAGE: FRANK THOMAS! Slugging Percentage: While Frank Thomas has a career slugging percentage of 0.568, Sammy Sosa has a career slugging percentage of 0.546. ADVANTAGE: FRANK THOMAS Batting average: While Frank Thomas has a career batting average of 0.314, Sammy Sosa has a career batting average of 0.278. ADVANTAGE: FRANK THOMAS On-Base Plus Slugging Percentage: While Frank Thomas has an OPS of 1.000, Sammy Sosa has an OPS of 0.972. ADVANTAGE: FRANK THOMAS MVP Awards: Frank Thomas has 2, while Sammy Sosa has 1. ADVANTAGE: FRANK THOMAS And so, as you can see, the only statistic Sammy Sosa leads Frank Thomas in is the home run category! Frank Thomas has obviously had a better CAREER than Sammy Sosa has, and that can’t be disputed! You can rag on Frank all you like, but the stats don’t lie. People glorify Sosa simply because of the home runs he hits. If it weren’t for his home runs, he would just be your average Joe according to the media! You have to look at an entire CAREER of a player instead of just looking back at the last few. Be careful about saying that “all of Sammy’s numbers are better,” when, in fact, Frank Thomas is totally wiping him across the field, as the statistics prove!

I'll catch up to ya sometime...LOL!!! WTG, CubKilla!!!

There aren't many, because there aren't enough Cub fans willing to take the time to create message boards, when they already know the content would be kindergarten-level.

Damn you, RPS...Mr. Jinx is kicking in once again!!! CubKilla, rescue the crew from disaster!!!

Doesn't KW get any accolades for this??

What about Carlos???

shh dont tell heather about cotts good outing we will never hear the end of how he went to her school lol lol lol lol.............. Too late, hsc...lol

How about Neal "Went to Heather Lee's school and pitched a damn good junior season as an ISU Redbird" Cotts!!! THERE, I think that just about sums it up!

Where's Carlos?

You'll have to excuse LMD. He posted on the old Soxnet boards just like this. He means no harm.

Wait til you meet ME!!!

I'm sure hsc would LOVE to buddie up with you on such road trip...LOL! You'll be coming too, right? I mean you have your boy Cotts as your reason... If CK's there, then I just might...