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HE GONE BALLGAME

That was a strike. Damnit.

Yeah, it’s painful.

Pitch around?

Yikes

He Gone

Didn’t feel great about that one off the bat

Elvis! Nice play!

His ass needs to ride the bench

Holy f*** you’re slow

Eloy…

Not saying AV is any good in the OF, but to say he’s the worst in the modern era might still be a stretch with some of the stiffs they’ve run out there.

Adam Dunn? Daniel Palka? Gavin Sheets?

Yeah, I was working all weekend and only had the box scores to go on. Magically they are somehow still only 2 games back.

Cairo probably sucks, but he at least has a pulse. And his flesh isn’t rotting off the bone. Not exactly expecting a managerial savant or anything, but anyone and I do mean *anyone* is likely better than the incumbent.

Lynn vs Gonzalez M’s are red hot having won 7 straight and are 9-1 in their last 10, but our Sox are on a roll with a new found sense of energy and fun. A new streak starts tonight. Lets do this!

If by playing hard for their ailing “skip” you do mean they have an extra skip in their step and feel extra energized after the old anti-fun joy-sucking walking corpse stepped away, then sure, we agree.

Bump???

Funny how the last few remaining TLR stans are all up in arms sharpening pitch forks and lighting torches when the lackey sycophant stand-in loses a game.

Letting Rodon walk for absolutely nothing is still the worst move of the off-season. It was such a minimal commitment to keep him around for another year+ and they completely fucked that up. Icing on the clusterfuck of an off-season.