QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Jan 20, 2016 -> 12:51 PM)
If Rick Hahn had balls of steel, he'd have the team move SoxFest to US Cellular Field. Then Cespedes arrives via helicopter and the speakers blasting DJ Khaled's All I Do Is Win. They then announce he has signed forever.
Helicpoter? If he REALLY had balls of steel, it would be a jet pack.