Jose Abreu

QUOTE (GreenSox @ Aug 12, 2014 -> 09:49 PM) Had to put up with the horrendous Wise for years, and this guy is his clone. we kind of owed Wise a little. and he was a lot better than JorDanks

Sale hitting 97

QUOTE (Feeky Magee @ Aug 12, 2014 -> 09:44 PM) Chris Sale is such a bum worst hitter ever

The Danks brothers are both trash. Let's split up these brother pairings and trade JorDanks for BJ Upton.

Conor triples in his return to AT&T Park

Dunn can do it all. Hit, get on base, play DH, 1B, pitch, play RF...

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Aug 12, 2014 -> 04:42 PM) I also think Boston is happy with their current closer who makes a fraction of what Papelbon makes But he's older than Papelbon. And doesn't Uehara's contract expire sooner, too?

Who says it has to be Hamels? Can't it also be a Papelbon return to Boston?

is Abreu hurt? why does he keep DHing

seal the deal Petricka

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 9, 2014 -> 11:06 PM) Rodney's incredibly slow to the plate. Danks has to steal here. very funny

Glasses base hit

Paulie just yelled at the HP ump

Funny how Surkamp tried to throw his mitt at the ball to stop it, but we got the DP anyway

Alexei probably has SS Silver Slugger in the bag too

Blowasavio/Blowasario/Suckisario/Belisuckio in the 'pen.

what a play Alexei

QUOTE (greg775 @ Aug 9, 2014 -> 10:47 PM) No way our pen gets out of the 9th against a contending team at this stage of the season. especially their 3/4/5 hitters

lights out Guerra

nice Guerra! 1 more now

tied up!

Abreu 2B

Viciedo has put the offense on his back this week

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Aug 9, 2014 -> 09:41 PM) Abreu is 4 for his last 25, Eaton ran into a wall, Dunn hasn't hit a homer in 10 days, there never was much more offense on this roster.

So sly, Viciedo