wegner

Just like clockwork, the guy that makes a shitty play at the top of the inning, leads off the bottom of the inning.

And with 1 batter, Lopez' ERA goes from 9.00 to 6.75....I love early season stats.....and nice job, Reynaldo.

I'll work on that.....

Thanks....and I'm sorry to hear that.

How's the Mariner bullpen??

That's a great grindy at bat...for anyone who picked him as his pick to click....extra style points are in order I think.

He's got the "in betweens" or whatever Hawk used to call them.

Keuchel should be happy

Well Velasquez has some nasty stuff....wait that's Brash....never mind.

He has beeen a pleasant surprise to me.

La Pantera.....Perennial Gold Glover.

Seems like Velasquez is basically an opener.

If If If If If If If If.....If you don't mind.

"Andrew....I heard it's all over that tweeter thing that you're probably getting traded. I'm not sure you'll be here much longer so I'm not going to start you tomorrow. Ok? Great. Send in Gavin on your way out...I've got some exciting news for him."

Process over Perfection

I'd actually like him to cut down on his stroke and spank one into left.

Those are fairly troublesome in little league.

From a baseball standpoint, I am not really crazy about this lineup. From a game thread standpoint, any opportunity to see more sophomoric humor at the expense our our new catcher's "transgressions" are welcome before the jokes get too old.

See the bullshit that happens when you have a decent backup Catcher and Grandal is able to DH more often....but you all had to have that upgrade didn't you....next time think twice before advocating for such moves.

The Sox next off day is April 25th....let's bring this conversation back then.

Sadly, the 2005 ALCS is an animal we will probably never see again.

I think Significant Hurdle is the name of a 99-1 horse I bet on at Arlington once....he took last.

Nice....well I'm happy to spread the love then. I like what I've seen from him so far.

I'm going to bed hoping, if there is a trade, we don't get fleeced like the last time we traded for 1 year of a pitcher from Oakland.