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Cuz you know when I think of cartoon characters that promote sexuality, I think of asexual sponges.

Sorry to bump this thread but I figured that people may want to know that the petition to get Ashlee to stop her horrid screeching has now eclipsed 114,000+ at my last view.... http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?StopAsh&1

QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 04:24 PM) Thats what I meant. Ohhh....Snaaaaaaaaaaaap! (@ the administration )

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 11:59 AM) Very interesting sermon talking about Islam being stolen away and how branding people is unIslamic http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4191015.stm Fundies of any religion f*** things up and take away from the original meaning -- from the Christian fundies like the Christian Coalition and the Moral Majority to the Wahabbis who accessorize with dynamite. Thank God for atheists and agnostics!

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 02:49 PM) If they're willing to try something like that then I'd say the weather forecast in Tehran, Bam, Kerman and several other cities would be calling for daytime highs in the 7000 degrees Celcius range with UV ratings off the charts. Correct -- they may be religiously insane (although I'd say not much more than the US religio-zealots) but they're not stupid enough to attempt to bomb the US with a dirty bomb etc. So covert military activities to take them down makes no sense. But the only reason we're dealing with that entire region is because they have all the batteries for all of our toys.

From my blog: I am becoming more and more convinced that McDonaldland is an authoritarian Islamic state like Saudi Arabia. As the photo above shows, the "Evil Grimace" is in his 4 armed, milk shake stealing glory. Under sharia law, as practiced in many fundamentalist Islamic states, the punishments include amputations of hands for theft. This clearly explains why the Grimace lost 2 arms and suddenly stopped his shake stealing. Unfortunately the same could not be said for Captain Crook (pictured below) -- the pirate who pilfered apple and cherry pies from the citizens of McDonaldland to such a great extent that he was finally executed for his criminal activities. The Hamburglar, however, has yet to be punished so harshly. I believe this to be due to the amount of press attention. Like what occured with Amina Lawal, the press regarding the punishment for the crimes has stifled any punishment being laid forth. But the true question -- what is McDonald's doing to stop the terror? I'm going to write and find out...Details coming as they appear.

Hersh brought out the details of the My Lai Massacre. He got the ball rolling on the Abu Ghraib scandal and showed how widespread that is. And the Iranian government may be crazy, but they're not stupid -- and if they wanted to get a dirty bomb into the US, it could be done and they've got the capabilities to do that. Having the military all over the world using covert destabilization efforts etc. is not part of the American republic. The founders were explicit saying that the downfall of countries is binding alliances and meddling in foreign affairs with a country when we have not been attacked by them.

QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 11:55 AM) I think that Alberto Gonzales is a terrible choice. His record as White House Counsel was poor at best. He advocated scrapping the Geneva Conventions, failed to vet nominee picks adequately, and have you ever seen what he did as Bush's go-to guy on clemency reviews for executions in Texas? Might has well have called him a rubber stamp. Although I think he'll be socially more moderate than Ashcroft and Justice might actually get uncovered at DOJ now, I don't feel that he has adequately respected the individual rights of citizens to earn him the post of top law enforcer in the country. Justice might get uncovered but maybe also that sexy sexy sexy statue breast in the Hall of Justice. Ow ow!

QUOTE(The Critic @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 06:21 AM) I showed this to Wimpy's lawyer, H.M. McRib, and he asked me to print his response: "I am personally furious that you would refer to my client Wimpy as an example of burgermongering, when he has CLEARLY stated on many, MANY occasions that he would GLADLY pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today! If anything, my client's plight shows a desperate need for a reform of the Burger Welfare system in this country. When an honest taxpayer cannot afford the burger of his choosing at the time of his choosing, then most certainly the terrorists have won! But to insinuate that an honest, law-abiding citizen's attempts to garner a "burger loan", for lack of a better term, is somehow breaking the law????.......how dare you, sir......how DARE you." LMFAO!

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 06:02 PM) Correct. But somehow it's good for democracy to keep the sham election on schedule, so that's what they're going to do. C'mon Flaax! Get with the program! Iraqis deserve the same right as Americans to have candidates that nobody in their right mind really likes vying for control of their nation in a zero-sum game of political partisan hack jobs I just wonder if there is an Iraqi equivalent to Karl Rove.

Uh...Kip -- Obama folded faster than Superman on laundry day to approve Condi Rice to her position. :puke

QUOTE(KipWellsFan @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 10:39 PM) Anyone else see something bizarre about whitesoxrumph's post? Bizarre and truthful. The US has committed tons of covert activities all over the world since World War II and even before then -- but a great book on these activities is "Killing Hope" by former State Department member William Blum.

Addison & Flaax -- I am crying from laughing so hard. I'm convinced that McDonaldland is a fundamentalist Islamic state -- Captain Crook gets executed for his crimes. Evil Grimace loses 2 arms for stealing. Unfortunately for the fundamentalists there, the Hamburglar is too popular to be punished like that one woman who was profiled on Oprah -- she was to be stoned under Sharia Islamic law for committing adultery but the press she got saved her.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 06:14 PM) So what's wrong with being "just a cheeseburger"? I can't believe the amount of hate you have in you heart. :headshake I cannot stop laughing at that...

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 02:23 PM) I thought the Mayor was a Quarter Pounder? Or a cheese burger, so he doesn't have any Special Sauce, as that only comes (heh...heh) on a Big Mac, and as was pointed out, the cop was the Big Mac. Correct. He was just a cheeseburger since he doesn't seem to have the toppings to be a Quarter Pounder.

Really? I'll go get the shovel! Girl #1: I love Kurt Cobain. I so would have had sex with him. Girl #2: That's like #60 in a long line of dead celebrities you would have had sex with. You're such a slut! Girl #1: No, see, you can have sex with as many dead celebrities as you want and not be a whore. It's the rules. --Barnes & Noble, Union Square

QUOTE(Spiff @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 11:56 AM) Yes but a smart hamburger with arms and legs and a mouth and a brain isn't really a hamburger anymore. Part of what defines a hamburger is the lack of those very elements. Mayor McCheese, I think, is closer to a mutant human than he is a hamburger. True, but I think if you took a bite out of him, it would still be a delcious tasty hamburger (at least his oversized head that is). So, other parts of his body could be mutant but we don't know since he always had gloves, shoes, shirts and socks on instead of seeing the appendages. I'm gonna write McDonald Corp. and find out.

I just thought -- if my theory about the Grimace losing his arms to Mayor McCheese by state fiat is true, then that could mean that they are learning from fundamentalist Islamic nations like Saudi Arabia about how to control crime. Is the United States truly worried about the fundamentalist Islamic threat of McDonaldland and McDonalds?

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 06:14 AM) \ AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING! Boy, my blood is boiling now. The $#% 'Fry Kids' used to be THE GOBLINS - yet another race of McDonaldland Miscreants who used to steal everybody's french fries!!! (Again, if some of the old farts here can confirm this so I don't sound like some crackpot spouting a crazy 'Lone Frycook' theory, you'd be doing me a supersize solid.) WTF?!! McDonaldland is NOT going to fix it's social ills just by changing the names of these ne'er-do-wells and pretending the Grimace is a kinder gentle purple mutant freak just because he's shed some limbs. Mark my words, MacCheese's head is gonna roll over all this some day. Correct -- it used to be Evil Grimace with 4 arms stealing the Triple Thick Milkshakes and the Goblins that became the Fry Kids. And hey Flaax, maybe McCheese charged him and had those 2 extra limbs hacked off him to teach Grimace a lesson.

QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 11:59 PM) Does any1 else think Hamburgler looks evil in that picture. That's Mayor McCheese, not the Hamburglar in that photo -- DBAHO.

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 09:28 PM) HAHA!!!! HAHA!!! I knew it!!! Here he is, purple and mutated and all shake-stealing too!! See! If the damn law and orderites in McDonaldland don't begin laying down the hammer then before we know it the McNuggets and the Fry Kids are gonna be snorting coke off Birdie the Early Bird's ass.

QUOTE(Jeckle2000 @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 07:56 PM) This reminds me of a line from that Clerks Cartoon DVD... Steve-Dave- Will this administation ever bring the Hambugler to justice. Mayor McCheese- No...I mean Yes...look does anyone have a question about the deadly virus that could kill us all? Some Guy- Can the virus kill the Grimace? Mayor McCheese- Nothing can kill the Grimice... Al Franken as Mayor McCheese!

QUOTE(Goldmember @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 07:26 PM) don't think that should be in green... It was just that I drank an entire pot of regular coffee (and I take my coffee with 3 sugars) last night when I was hanging out with a friend talking -- and when I couldn't sleep, I just randomly thought of this, haha.

Happy birthday!

I was thinking about this last night for a while because I normally have crazy s*** like this flying through my head and wanted to see what some other people thought. Is it just me or is the Hamburglar the McDonaldland version of Willie Horton? I mean Big Mac the Constable and Mayor McCheese were both hamburgers, so they should have been in touch with the plight of McDonaldland hamburgers everywhere. They should have pushed for more anti-hamburglarizing legislation. But they didn't. The Hamburglar was free to run around victimizing defenseless burgers. He was caught numerous times and we was not ever convicted! How brazen do you think that sonofab**** would have been if he did a nickel in federal prison the first time he got busted? Sorry -- but I just wanted to see if anybody else saw this sort of thing...maybe I do have too much time on my hands.