KrankinSox

The stadium may implode, even with only 8k fans, if Yerm goes yard

Crisis averted

I thought that was a Slam

Ramirez bases clearing double coming.

Hoping this is more of a symptom of lack of Spring starts rather than Dallas' arm is just falling off.

This is hard to watch

a DP would be really nice because 3 outs is a tall task with this part of the lineup

Keuchel is toast for tonight

I have clenched butt cheeks every time Ramirez is in the box.

Eaton was the pickup of the offseason. LFG!!!!!

McKenzie can't locate unless he lowers the velo to 89-90. There is zero excuse not to tag this guy tonight.

Leury Garcia is so bad. Just so fucking bad.

Only legit proof is his wife posting an instagram story with the caption "daddy doesn't feel good. waiting outside his appointment..." So, yeah, other than that, it's all speculation

Interesting. To me, there are three things plaguing this team: 1. Hitting with RISP 2. Bullpen 3. Defense I expect all of these to improve. Maybe I'm too optimistic but I don't think these will all be season-long trends.

Here come the 1st rounders!

Crochet not nearly as intimidating at 95

Staumont is filthy

Is Kopech our best pitcher?

What a bad take

Our first round picks are FLASHING leather tonight. Madrigal, Vaughn, Collins.

My voter turnout likelihood would certainly go up

Can anyone explain how this is better?

That Kopech slider is so unfair

YERM DA GAWD

3 doubles