Really slow day, huh Tex? lol

I didn't see "crap my pants" on there...

I was researching female urinals and someone actually researched (seriously) men's habits. Over the top was used by over 65% of men.

 

There was also a link to a story about women who have developed the ability to pee through the fly on their pants. Takes a little practice but the author believes every woman could do it.

I was researching female urinals and someone actually researched (seriously) men's habits. Over the top was used by over 65% of men.

 

There was also a link to a story about women who have developed the ability to pee through the fly on their pants. Takes a little practice but the author believes every woman could do it.

Some people have wwwaaayyy too much time on their hands. Since they have so much time, they can waste some of it finishing painting my house and moving my furniture back into the house.

I'm an over the topper.

I was researching female urinals and someone actually researched (seriously) men's habits. Over the top was used by over 65% of men.

 

There was also a link to a story about women who have developed the ability to pee through the fly on their pants. Takes a little practice but the author believes every woman could do it.

why are you researching female urinals? part of work or something

-mikey

I'm an over the topper.

I find that I choke it off too soon and get an unexpected leg rinse when I close up shop.

 

I'm a through the boxers hole guy...granted I had to cut bigger opennings in all my boxers

I find that I choke it off too soon and get an unexpected leg rinse when I close up shop.

 

I'm a through the boxers hole guy...granted I had to cut bigger opennings in all my boxers

lol

why are you researching female urinals? part of work or something

-mikey

Part of the paper was taking universal stuff like eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom and looking at different cultures.

 

By the way researching bathroom habits takes in some very weird web sites. There are some very strange sex habits out there :puke

OVER the top, in the fly hole is gay

IT must suck to be a girl like Lee and co. cause then they cant vote in this poll!!

IT must suck to be a girl like Lee and co. cause then they cant vote in this poll!!

Is that not what the squatting option was for?

Is that not what the squatting option was for?

OHHHHHH at 1st for some reason I forgot they pissed too

OVER the top, in the fly hole is gay

Has anybody used that flyhole in the underwear..ever? I think it's just there for show

if we're talking tighty whiteys...no

 

boxers, hell yeah...

Has anybody used that flyhole in the underwear..ever? I think it's just there for show

It's there so you don't put your underwear on backwards in the dark.

Dudes, this one fatass college student pulled his pants down and pissed like a little 5 year old...it scared the hell out of me...I ran so far away after that incident. It was scary, especially for something that happened at USCF...

I saw the funniest ad down here last nite on TV for Health Insurance. This little guy was takin a piss in some ugly Public Toilet and some big Bikie comes up next to him and starts pissing. He proceeds to crack his fingers and head in a menacing fashion an the ad goes on about optical cover, dental cover etc. The little guy is so concerned about the big Bikie (he keeps lookin at him) he pulls up his fly and then starts screaming. (U know what happens, very painful indeed)

My most embarrasing urinal moment was when the guy next to me totally ripped ass and I started laughing hysterically, I was really embarrassed

Underwear? Over

 

Work Pants or jeans? Zipper, obviously.

 

Tried sitting down. And more.

 

 

All in all, I am a pretty versatile, liberated piss-taker.

It's really simple.

 

One of the joys of being a male is the ability to piss anywhere, anytime, anyhow. I have been on vacations where I just find a spot on the side of the road and just water the ground.

 

And when I was a stupid kid driving on long trips, I just kept an old "Big Gulp" cup in the passenger's seat, just in case.