January 23, 200422 yr Yeah, like Von Ryans Express Mart, or Saddams Super Save Grocery. Or maybe it's one of the obvious ones like Heil Truck Lines. LMAO!
January 23, 200422 yr I said once before, douchebag, that I don't study Torah! For you to say that I'm not a Jew is an insult. I was born a Jew, Bar Mitzvahed, and will die a Jew! You were born an anti-Semite, live as one, and will die as a pathetic, hate filled asshole! You are dead to me, you piece of s***! I will not respond to ANY of your postings, because you are obviously an uneducated, inbred, white trailer trash, racist. Keep hiding under your white sheets! :fyou yours truly
January 23, 200422 yr Brando, Nice to see you dropped by. Yeah what can I say, southsideirish must have rubbed his granny's beige manssiere togeva-- POOF!--done conjured my (fairly tight, rock-firm) ass. Say....Hows I4E treatin' you these days?
January 23, 200422 yr Author Yeah what can I say, southsideirish must have rubbed his granny's beige manssiere togeva-- POOF!--done conjured my (fairly tight, rock-firm) ass. Say....Hows I4E treatin' you these days? I4E got a stress test today and yesterday. He was so frazzled he thought I was southsider a couple times. He bit me on something I was agreeing with him on. It's tough when everyone gangs up on you. What are you doing with all the free time now that you aren't around here too often?
January 23, 200422 yr What are you doing with all the free time now that you aren't around here too often? Oh I was never here as part any "free time". I wish. But lately (ok, since June with a christmas break interruption) even the usual multi-tasking of which Soxtalk is a proud part, has become almost impossible-- too much research, then all that workshop s*** and....well, hopefully you'll see it for yourself pretty soon. Yesternight's thread, tho, further reminded me what I am missing.
January 23, 200422 yr I4E got a stress test today and yesterday. He was so frazzled he thought I was southsider a couple times. He bit me on something I was agreeing with him on. It's tough when everyone gangs up on you. Hey Tex...Mr. DoD Agent Man no eva frazzle, no sir-- he's got chunks of guys like us in his stool. It was, like, in the memo. Don't piss him off too much cuz it can't end too good.
January 24, 200422 yr A person is considered a Jew if the mother is Jewish. Being Jewish has nothing to do with keeping to the faith and/or religious practices of Judaism. Hey guess what, I learned something out of all this. In all seriousness, by this definition I am Jewish Fancy that. does this mean I get to be rich now?
January 24, 200422 yr In all seriousness, by this definition I am Jewish Fancy that. Well I'll be damned HAHAHAHA.....Welcome to the wonderful world of Self-Loathing Bank-Controlling Academy Award-Fixing Violin-shredding Christ Killers.....American Chapter. Complimentary borsht and teffilin are in the mail. Now, about that circumcision business....
January 24, 200422 yr Hey guess what, I learned something out of all this. In all seriousness, by this definition I am Jewish mazel tov! how many Jewish sons does it take to change their mother's light bulb? What do mean, change their mother's light bulb? They never call, they never come over... again, congrats!
January 25, 200422 yr southsider2k4 Posted on Jan 24 2004, 11:41 AM Hey guess what, I learned something out of all this. In all seriousness, by this definition I am Jewish Fancy that. does this mean I get to be rich now? Maybe not rich, but you can kill Arabs with ladders.
January 25, 200422 yr Maybe not rich, but you can kill Arabs with ladders. In the end, isn't that what we all want?
January 25, 200422 yr Why can't we all just get along, in peace because PALESTINIANS ARE BLOWING ISRAELIS UP! ISRAELIS ONLY RETALIATE!
January 25, 200422 yr because PALESTINIANS ARE BLOWING ISRAELIS UP! ISRAELIS ONLY RETALIATE! Please review all 20 pages before you make asinine comments If it was that simple than why do people support palestinians why won't this thread die it has all been said, so if noone has anything new to say, then keep it to yourself Think happy thoughts like "pitchers and catchers report soon" and it will help you calm down.
January 25, 200422 yr mazel tov! how many Jewish sons does it take to change their mother's light bulb? What do mean, change their mother's light bulb? They never call, they never come over... again, congrats! Thanks I guess. I always have know I had the lineage. My Great grandparents fled the Nazi's in the 30's. But my family has never practiced any Judaism, for at least 2 generations. But I guess that doesn't matter... But at least now I can tell the jokes
January 25, 200422 yr Thanks I guess. I always have know I had the lineage. My Great grandparents fled the Nazi's in the 30's. But my family has never practiced any Judaism, for at least 2 generations. But I guess that doesn't matter... But at least now I can tell the jokes "You're insulted as a Jew?" "No...I'm insulted as a comedian."
January 25, 200422 yr Thanks I guess. I always have know I had the lineage. My Great grandparents fled the Nazi's in the 30's. But my family has never practiced any Judaism, for at least 2 generations. But I guess that doesn't matter... If I didn't know any better, I'd say you sound a bit dejected at this I am sure stunning revelation.
January 25, 200422 yr I didn't know any better, I'd say you sound a bit dejected at this I am sure stunning revelation. Not dejected, just ambiviliant. Just like I said a couple of days ago, being a practicing Christian, means I don't consider myself a Jew, because I don't practice the faith, which is essential. It is like calling yourself a Christian because your grandmother was one ages ago. It doesn't make any difference to me in my life.
January 25, 200422 yr Not dejected, just ambiviliant. Just like I said a couple of days ago, being a practicing Christian, means I don't consider myself a Jew, because I don't practice the faith, which is essential. It is like calling yourself a Christian because your grandmother was one ages ago. It doesn't make any difference to me in my life. I see. Being Jewish has NOTHING to do with RELIGION anymore than being Black-- with Christianity or Islam. So Jewish religion considers you a Jew because of your mother, so what? You don't subscribe to Judaism....and Christianity (and many secular nations btw) considers you a CHRISTIAN because they care about FATHER and not mother. And also because you are I presume a BELIEVER. At the very least, now you know you share sometihng with Christ other than his teachings. No big deal if you ask me.
January 25, 200422 yr I see. Being Jewish has NOTHING to do with RELIGION anymore than being Black-- with Christianity or Islam. So Jewish religion considers you a Jew because of your mother, so what? You don't subscribe to Judaism....and Christianity (and many secular nations btw) considers you a CHRISTIAN because they care about FATHER and not mother. And also because you are I presume a BELIEVER. At the very least, now you know you share sometihng with Christ other than his teachings. No big deal if you ask me. I am not discounting what the people of the book believe. Not at all. I have a ton of respect for each of the 3 middle eastern religions. But for my life, it is what I practice. The bible saids people will know you are a follower of Christ by your actions. Not by your mother or father, and that is the belief I subscribe to. To me Jews are people who practice Judaism, Israelis are people who live in Israel, and Zionists are people who are neither of the previous two, who believe Israel should exsist above all other considerations.
January 25, 200422 yr To me Jews are people who practice Judaism What about millions upon millions of Jews who don't practice Judaism? I have a ton of secular Jewish friends, some of them immigrants. I consider them to be of Jewish RACE or ETHNICITY, or at least to have parts of that race/ethnicity in them because many of them are "mixed" with all sorts of lineages. Maybe I just dont understand sometihng. I've always thougt you are a Christian if you believe in the Bible/Christ/Church. You can be of Jewish persuasion but a Christian because of your beliefs. Where is Soxy and CW when you need them?
January 25, 200422 yr What about millions upon millions of Jews who don't practice Judaism? I have a ton of secular Jewish friends, some of them immigrants. I consider them to be of Jewish RACE or ETHNICITY, or at least to have parts of that race/ethnicity in them because many of them are "mixed" with all sorts of lineages. Maybe I just dont understand sometihng. I've always thougt you are a Christian if you believe in the Bible/Christ/Church. You can be of Jewish persuasion but a Christian because of your beliefs. Where is Soxy and CW when you need them? Like I said, that is how I see things. It is my opinion that if a person isn't in contact with something, then they aren't really a part of it. I have German, Sweedish, English, and Jewish blood from my grandparents, and I consider myself American, because that is who I am. I can see your view point though for ethnicities more than religion though. As far as Jews, if they practive the faith, then they are Jewish, IMO. Maybe I don't have the politically correct or the prevailing opinion, but that is how I see things. Like I said that has a biblical basis for Christians, and that is why I believe it.
January 26, 200422 yr I would be very interested to hear your grand parents story. How did they know to get out, what difficulties did they go through, etc. And I would suspect then that you through them had family lost in the Holocaust. To my way of thinking, you are ethnically Jewish (or half Jewish) and being ethnically Jewish does not equal practicing Judaism. You are also a Christian. I think it is cool! And you also an American. All cool!
January 26, 200422 yr What about millions upon millions of Jews who don't practice Judaism? I have a ton of secular Jewish friends, some of them immigrants. I consider them to be of Jewish RACE or ETHNICITY, or at least to have parts of that race/ethnicity in them because many of them are "mixed" with all sorts of lineages. I agree--there is a group called Jews for Jesus. They're a bunch of Jews (by race) who are Christian by their acceptence of Jesus as Messiah. But they consider themselves Jews because of their racial heritage. So, I do think that you can be Jewish by ethnicity. It's interesting, though, that I've never really thought about people being Christian by ethnicity. Or Buddhist. Or atheist or really anything else. But I guess that sort of is probably because of God's setting the Jews apart from from the rest the world (or at least that's how it's perceived in the old testament). So, I suppose taht's probably why it's like that.
January 26, 200422 yr Like I said, that is how I see things. It is my opinion that if a person isn't in contact with something, then they aren't really a part of it. I have German, Sweedish, English, and Jewish blood from my grandparents, and I consider myself American, because that is who I am. I can see your view point though for ethnicities more than religion though. As far as Jews, if they practive the faith, then they are Jewish, IMO. Maybe I don't have the politically correct or the prevailing opinion, but that is how I see things. Like I said that has a biblical basis for Christians, and that is why I believe it. I actually have a study to go to tonight, but I will tell the little I know when I get a chance.
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