Today from ChiSoxy

 

"Texsox, I'm not sure what my field is, but I do find that fewer and fewer people of the liberal persuasion (at least in my age group,21) want to be labeled as religious. The big word now is "spiritual." I think there's some sort of negative connotation that religious means conservative and bad things. I think that's unfair to religion and how radically liberating and positive it can be. Actually I've considered going back to Christianity just to show them what a wonderful, compassionate and liberating message Jesus actually did preach. But in the end I have no desire, at least not yet. I do consider myself religious, and I am really sad that such a beautiful wonderful thing like that has been taken away from so many--by means of intimidation, ignoring their voices, or flat out condemnation."

From ChiSoxFan in chat during the Oakland Sox game.

 

 

Their scrubs are better than our scrubs

Ok so It wasn't posted on here, but it was the funniest thing I've read so far this month.

 

From Barry Rozner's Column in the Herald

If Baltimore Ravens RB Jamal Lewis is convicted it will become the second greatest crime committed by a 2,000 yard rusher, to Eric Dickerson's sideline reporting.

 

That's a fairly liberal quote I just posted from memory. So I guess it's not really a quote at all. But it made me spit Orange juice in my cereal this morning.

Cheat, I love the new sig.

From Southsider

I forgot about the groundskeeper... I wonder if someone is going through Steroid withdrawl or something

 

NUKECLEVELAND's Reply

If thats the case I'd hate to be the Dominoes man in Barry Bonds neighborhood.

Playa Hatin had me rolling with this gem right here....

 

 

Yeah! If it wasn't for Wal-Mart they would turn into the next Bo & Luke Hazard--always running from the law. 

 

 

Howdy, My name is sheriff Roscoooooooooooooooooe P. Coltraine and this is my dog flash, now look out cause I'm in HOT........PURSUIT!!!

From moochpuppy

It's all fun and dandy until someone breaks their neck.

 

I know I should not be laughing, but each time I scrolled past that line, I laughed. My bad.

From DBAHO in reference to that silly rumor about Brian Urlacher being traded.

 

from DBAHO

 

maybe we can get Brock Lesnar to replace him?

 

from DBAHO

 

Paris Hilton probably couldn't tell da difference b/w da 2 of em.  

Instead he probably sits at home jerking off to Flubs highlights from last season. 

 

nuke on chicago's loveable loser columnist, jay marinotti(sp?)

 

Southsider was on the money ( literally ) with this one.

 

Hey its 50 cents where I work... I can help it if the military screws you guys on a can of coke... I wonder if Haliburton is your coke provider? 

Posted from Korea by Nuke_Cleveland

http://money.cnn.com/2004/03/09/pf/workers...dex.htm?cnn=yes

 

I know the job market is tough but why in gods name would anybody want to live over there anyway? That's like me wanting to move to Iraq permanantely because thats where the work is.

The Critic on what he gave up for lent...

 

I gave up givin' up s*** for lent.

I NEVER cheat on THAT!!!

From Israel4Ever This is as near as I can tell, the only time he admitted Israel was doing something wrong, in this case, spying on the US.

Same reason we're spying on them!!!!

 

I am certain he would use the same justification if it was Russia or China.

 

Maybe I'm mistaken, he may believe it is right for Israel to spy on the US.

From greasywheel121 regarding Kong's wife getting hit by a foul ball. . .

I wish Reinsdorf went to the games.....

 

Its not so much a quote, I'd just like to praise apu for use of the term "assmuppet"