April 19, 200421 yr The first one who makes a joke about his coffin being Super-Sized gets a spanking! Mikey D's boss passes away
April 19, 200421 yr The first one who makes a joke about his coffin being Super-Sized gets a spanking! Mikey D's boss passes away You mean his McCoffin
April 19, 200421 yr The first one who makes a joke about his coffin being Super-Sized gets a spanking! Mikey D's boss passes away So many questions that need answering here: Will the serivces be drive-thru? Will his tombstone read, "Billions and billions earned"? Will the coffin be shaped like a happy meal box? Who gives the eulogy, Hamburglar or Grimace? Will his ashes be added to the Big Mac "Special Sauce?"
April 19, 200421 yr So many questions that need answering here: Will the serivces be drive-thru? Will his tombstone read, "Billions and billions earned"? Will the coffin be shaped like a happy meal box? Who gives the eulogy, Hamburglar or Grimace? Will his ashes be added to the Big Mac "Special Sauce?" And will mourners be asked "Would you like an apple pie with that?"
April 19, 200421 yr Y'all are going to hell. Yeah, probably But not before the CEO gets buried in the ball pit.
April 19, 200421 yr I love it! I set it on the tee and you guys hit it over the fence! Actually, I think you delivered it on a tray
April 19, 200421 yr Wow this is bad. And what's really bad is that he died of a heart attack and is the CEO of McDonald's. Nobody made special mention of that.
April 20, 200421 yr Mayb he saw the nutritional value of a Big Mac while he was eatin it and died in shock?
April 20, 200421 yr Maybe he found out that the new "white meat" in the chicken nuggets is just deep-fried bum penis.
April 20, 200421 yr We don't get supersize down here. It's kind of like an extra shrimp on the barby . . .
April 20, 200421 yr It's kind of like an extra shrimp on the barby . . . Gimme a Prawn not a Shrimp any day of the week.
April 20, 200421 yr It's kind of like an extra shrimp on the barby . . . Or a 40 ounce Fosters... oh wait you guys use the metric system
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