Damn, this is more exciting than NASCAR!

Damn, this is more exciting than NASCAR!

I can pee on my hands and then take batting practice, and that is more exciting than NASCAR

Damn, this is more exciting than NASCAR!

See, it's all the heart pounding, gut wretching posts like THAT that pads the #'s.

 

Where's that damn flood control on the board?

See, it's all the heart pounding, gut wretching posts like THAT that pads the #'s. 

 

Where's that damn flood control on the board?

I turned them off

I turned them off

When I first started coming around, ss2k had 32 posts per day. Notice in five months, he's up to 40 posts per day! Too much excretement, er I mean excitement.

Monday May 3. 1:23 Central

 

ChiSoxFn              16,091

Southsider2K4    15,937

 

With a game today, SS2K4 should be over 16,000 at the close of business.

We should make a rule that ss2k, is not allowed to post in this thread, so it doesn't helps his post totals even more.

We should make a rule that ss2k, is not allowed to post in this thread, so it doesn't helps his post totals even more.

He'll just go spam other places, so why does it matter?

Remember Jas made most of his posts in the days before expansion. There wasn't as many forums and threads to post in. Kind of like Babe Ruth and Bonds.

Remember Jas made most of his posts in the days before expansion. There wasn't as many forums and threads to post in. Kind of like Babe Ruth and Bonds.

ss2kroids.

 

I like it.

 

Maybe he is corking his mouse? Which is to say, he got confused when someone told him to put a cork in it.

ss2kroids.

 

I like it.

 

Hey I'm not on any post enhancing substances. You can test me anytime. I'm all natural. And you can print that

 

BTW to be appropriate, this would need to be the longest thread in the history of Soxtalk.

Maybe he is corking his mouse? Which is to say, he got confused when someone told him to put a cork in it.

Hey I'm not on any post enhancing substances.    You can test me anytime.  I'm all natural.  And you can print that

 

BTW to be appropriate, this would need to be the longest thread in the history of Soxtalk.

How many cups of coffee per day?

What are the specs on each computer you are using? Dial up or broadband? Long sleeve or short sleeve shirts? Multiple browser windows open so you can respond while the other page updates?

Damn it! What are you secrets?

Damn it! What are you secrets?

Having no life?

 

How many cups of coffee per day?

What are the specs on each computer you are using? Dial up or broadband? Long sleeve or short sleeve shirts? Multiple browser windows open so you can respond while the other page updates?

Damn it! What are you secrets?

he knows how to work a mean mouse ball...

How many cups of coffee per day?

What are the specs on each computer you are using? Dial up or broadband? Long sleeve or short sleeve shirts? Multiple browser windows open so you can respond while the other page updates?

Damn it! What are you secrets?

-0 coffee. I am off of caffine.

-Dell 1.8 Gig standard basic equiptment-work/ 2.53 Gig Dell at home with all of the bells and whistles.

-Connect with a T3 line through work/DSL at home

-Long sleeve shirts at work-usually short sleeve at home

-One window open to Soxtalk, 2-3 others open to other stuff.

 

At 3:20 PM Central time, SS2K4, if he follows his usual pattern, will post once or twice more to reach the 15,950 mark, then begin getting ready to head home. If the weather is at all unpleasant, he will be certain to post that as soon as possible.

 

While staring blindly out the train window, he will think of posts left unposted, threads to start, and the work that is left to do. Amatuers do not understand that there is no rest from Soxtalk for this elite athlete of the keyboard. One can not reach this level without a clear strategy, and time away from the keyboard must be devoted to planning. Remember, failure to plan, is planning for failure. And prior proper planning prevents piss poor performance.

 

After pouring himself a class of pop, he will sit down and begin his relentless pursuit of glory, the 16,000 post level. ChiSoxfn, is powerless to hold off the raging stampede of posts about to overcome him.

At 3:20 PM Central time, SS2K4, if he follows his usual pattern, will post once or twice more to reach the 15,950 mark, then begin getting ready to head home. If the weather is at all unpleasant, he will be certain to post that as soon as possible.

 

While staring blindly out the train window, he will think of posts left unposted, threads to start, and the work that is left to do. Amatuers do not understand that  there is no rest from Soxtalk for this elite athlete of the keyboard. One can not reach this level without a clear strategy, and time away from the keyboard must be devoted to planning. Remember, failure to plan, is planning for failure. And prior proper planning prevents piss poor performance.

 

After pouring himself a class of pop, he will sit down and begin his relentless pursuit of glory, the 16,000 post level. ChiSoxfn, is powerless to hold off the raging stampede of posts about to overcome him. 

I am the Rickey Henderson of Soxtalk. I don't post as often or as well as others, but just never, ever leave.

Monday, May 3rd 8:20 AM Central

 

ChiSoxFn 16,091

Southsider2K4 15,899

 

192 behind.

 

Not quite Bonds watch, damn East coast bias will keep sports center off this story.

 

I hear Reynolds is predicting hotsoxchick1 to actually surpass both. Mariotti is picking some guy named Cubswin!Cubswin!; Ozzie is suggesting smaller, faster, posts. KW is looking to trade SS2K4 to the A's for DOS 5.0; JR is worried that we can't afford his salary demands for southsider2K5. Looming on the horizon is a young Dominican phenom who may crush both. He's having issues with his birth certificate, or he would be posting already.

 

This is edge of your seat excitement.

LMAO

120 behind Gage, I orginally guessed Wendesday, but I think he will do it on Tuesday, becasue of the game threads...

Tuesday May 4 7:00 am Central

 

ChiSoxFn found a few moments last night to post, moving the bar to over 16,100 posts. SS2k4 is only 113 posts away.

 

Let's see if SS2k4 closes like Billy Koch or Billy Botch. Tomorrow is looking like a good bet.

 

Checking the log ins revealed that Mariotti has logged in but sources close to me are saying he will be writing about infighting regarding Palestinians and Israelis and the proliferation of hot chick pics on internet sports sites.

 

ESPN was confused in picking a winner here but once it was pointed out ChiSoxfn is in California, and it was explained where California is, they went with the East Coaster SS2k4.

When r u goin to catch Southsider Tex?

When r u goin to catch Southsider Tex? 

Never. I enjoy reading Pale Hose and Sports Bar, not posting very often. Plus depending on my consulting I have stretches where I just do not have much time to log in.

 

I also don't log in for every game thread, another way posts add up quickly (without spamming).

ESPN was confused in picking a winner here but once it was pointed out ChiSoxfn is in California, and it was explained where California is, they went with the East Coaster SS2k4.

Since when is a midwesterner an east-coaster??? :puke