May 26, 200421 yr A man walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus. He walked over to inspect it more closely. As he bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped him. Very embarrassed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. There, standing right behind him, was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted him, "Good day, Sir. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Sir, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you're gonna s*** when you hear the price."
May 26, 200421 yr how come all lexus cars are silver or gold? dont they offer any other colors? build a lexus in fact they have about 7 different colors.
May 27, 200421 yr Gees Steff I truly thought u were buyin a Lexus for a moment there. Who knows, maybe the "man" in that joke was Mr. Steff and this isn't a joke but a true story???
May 27, 200421 yr Redneck vacation > Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different! > The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant. > Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. > Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again." > Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this! year that's different?" > Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."
May 27, 200421 yr Author Gees Steff I truly thought u were buyin a Lexus for a moment there. Ugh.. no thank you. IMO.. they are crap.
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