Today is the most beautiful fall day. It's so lovely. It makes me feel all happy.

The Top 5 Bad Romance Novel Opening Lines

(Part I)

 

 

5> "His flatulence reared up like a proud stallion."

 

4> "'Miss Savannah, is there room for both of us in that hoop

skirt?' Chandler mocked with a slight bow and a sweep of his

top hat."

 

3> "Within minutes of their meeting, Representatives Beth

(D-Florida) and Eric (R-Montana) lumbered into the bedroom

where soon the unmistakable sounds of wet, naked bodies

engaged in a sexual congress were heard."

 

2> "He smelled of pork. Rotting pork, in fact, and lots of it."

 

 

and TopFive.com's Number 1 Bad Romance Novel Opening Line...

 

 

1> "Omaha Beach, 0800 Hours: Reinforcements from 2nd Panzer

Korps arrive, their well-muscled young torsos glistening

with man-dew."

Today is the most beautiful fall day. It's so lovely. It makes me feel all happy.

 

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I was just singing along to

 

It's a beautiful mornin', Ahhh,

I think I'll go outside a while,

An jus' smile.

Just take in some clean fresh air, boy!

Ain't no sense in stayin' inside

If the weather's fine an' you got the time.

It's your chance to wake up and plan another brand new day.

Either way,

It's a beautiful mornin', Ahhh,

Each bird keeps singin' his own song.

So long!

I've got to be on my way, now.

Ain't no fun just hangin' around,

I've got to cover ground, you couldn't keep me down.

It just ain't no good if the sun shines

When you're still inside,

Shouldn't hide, still inside, shouldn't hide,

Ahhhh..Oh! (shouldn't hide) Ah, ah, Oh.....

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(Do, do, Waaa) (Do, do, Waaa)

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There will be children with robins and flowers;

Sunshine caresses each new waking hour.

Seems to me that the people keep seeing

More and more each day, gotta say, lead the way,

It's okay, wednesday, thursday, it's okay,

(Ahhh) monday, wednesday, friday, weekday, Ah, Ah, Ohhh.

EXCEL users: If I lost my drop down menu, how do I get it back? I can usually manuver around and not have an issue, but I haven't a clue how I "minimized" it so I can't get it back and it is annoying having to do the alt click to see the menu options.

 

Thanks!

EXCEL users:  If I lost my drop down menu, how do I get it back?  I can usually manuver around and not have an issue, but I haven't a clue how I "minimized" it so I can't get it back and it is annoying having to do the alt click to see the menu options.

 

Thanks!

 

which drop down menus? The

 

File Edit View Insert row??

which drop down menus? The

 

File Edit View Insert row??

 

Yeah, that one. I can only see it/get it when it is in full screen mode - it royally sucks and the IT had no idea what happened or how to get it back except for using the full screen mode which I abhor.

So, what say all of you:

Kristian boys' name or girls' name?

So, what say all of you:

Kristian boys' name or girls' name?

 

Girls'.

Boys. These days at least.

Viva la Rally Chomsky!!!!!

So, what say all of you:

Kristian boys' name or girls' name?

Girls, and this highlights why men need to be involved. No guy would name his son Kristian. Jake, Bob, Mike, Dylan, Mark, Juan, Mohammed, Joe, Jim, Roger, Jason, Kurt, these are boys names. Kristian is the name of the boy without any dates. Seriously, could you imagine screaming out Kristian in the middle of an orgasm? Oh Kristian, faster . . .

Kristian is the name of the boy without any dates.

Well, yeah, that's kind of what I'm hoping.

Well, yeah, that's kind of what I'm hoping. 

I was going to say it's the name of guy who plays for the other team.

Girls, and this highlights why men need to be involved. No guy would name his son Kristian.... Seriously, could you imagine screaming out Kristian in the middle of an orgasm? Oh Kristian, faster . . .

See, boys, now THERE'S your problem.

Listen carefully. It would be: "Oh Kristian, SLOWER, oh yeah, a little SLOWER, yes, don't stop, yesss, that is so perfect babe, etc, etc"

 

Duh.

Edited September 28, 200520 yr by Mercy!

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Seriously?

You're an Updike fan?

Rabbit Run, Redux and most of "IS Rich" are all genius. As are his short stories.

 

Not as big of a fan as Gunter Grass, but I thought a Rally Grass icon would be a little too much.

Somedays I love my job. And, even though I've already been here an hour, I think today might be one of those days when I love it.

Yeah, that one.  I can only see it/get it when it is in full screen mode - it royally sucks and the IT had no idea what happened or how to get it back except for using the full screen mode which I abhor.

Queen, get this figured out? you right click where the toolbars are and you should be able to select it back in - the list of viewable tool bars come up that way. If I'm understanding your question right.

Queen, get this figured out?  you right click where the toolbars are and you should be able to select it back in - the list of viewable tool bars come up that way.  If I'm understanding your question right.

 

It is also available under View, but if that's gone . . .

Hey QP, Call Tech Support, act clueless, and argue with whatever solution they offer

I've tried both of those and there is no box for drop down menu. Oh well, supposedly I am getting a new computer in the next week or so - I can deal with it until then, just wish I knew what I did.

I was trying to replicate the problem. Which version are you running?

 

Written by tommy shaw

Lead vocals by tommy shaw

 

Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool

Got the twelve o’clock news blues

And I’ve given up hope on the afternoon soaps

And a bottle of cold brew

Is it any wonder I’m not crazy? is it any wonder I’m sane at all

Well I’m so tired of losing- I got nothing to do and all day to do it

I go out cruisin’ but I’ve no place to go and all night to get there

Is it any wonder I’m not a criminal?

Is it any wonder I’m not in jail?

Is it any wonder I’ve got

 

Too much time on my hands, it’s ticking away with my sanity

I’ve got too much time on my hands, it’s hard to believe such a calamity

I’ve got too much time on my hands and it’s ticking away from me

Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands

Too much time on my hands

 

Well, I’m a jet fuel genius - I can solve the world’s problems

Without even trying

I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends

That is, as long as I’m buying

Is it any wonder I’m not the president

(he’s not the president)

Is it any wonder I’m null and void?

Is it any wonder I’ve got

 

Too much time on my hands, it’s ticking away at my sanity

I’ve got too much time on my hands, it’s hard to believe such a calamity

I’ve got too much time on my hands and it’s ticking away from me

Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands

Too much time on my hands

So, what say all of you:

Kristian boys' name or girls' name?

 

Kristian=girls name

Christian=boys name

Kristian=girls name

Christian=boys name

desperate for a post? That was sooooo yesterday