I was trying to replicate the problem. Which version are you running?

 

MS Excel 2000

I have to go to the bathroom.

 

I'm trying to decide exactly when the best time to go would be.

 

It's a sloooooow day at work.

Spider-Man 3 villains mentioned by Dunst.

 

You gotta LOVE the title of this article:

 

http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/653/653818p1.html

 

I have to go to the bathroom.

 

I'm trying to decide exactly when the best time to go would be.

 

It's a sloooooow day at work.

Write a report on the pros and cons of going to the bathroom.

Hold a company-wide meeting on the topic and ask for opinions.

Send out an email asking for the best time to go.

Count the votes and go with the winning time.

 

I vote for 4:45pm.

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Write a report on the pros and cons of going to the bathroom.

Hold a company-wide meeting on the topic and ask for opinions.

Send out an email asking for the best time to go.

Count the votes and go with the winning time.

 

I vote for 4:45pm.

 

...too late...

...too late...

....didja at least leave your desk????

....didja at least leave your desk????

 

I'm reminded of a scene in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

I'm reminded of a scene in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. 

 

That is one of the funniest scenes evah!

If at first you don't succeed... sky diving is probably not for you.

Rabbit Run, Redux and most of "IS Rich" are all genius. As are his short stories.

 

Not as big of a fan as Gunter Grass, but I thought a Rally Grass icon would be a little too much.

Updike was never my cup of tea. But I’ll always grant his place in American letters, particularly with those works you named.

 

I used to enjoy reading his take on other writers in his occasional New Yorker magazine reviews. But one of them soured me on him personally forever. It’s funny the stuff that sticks in your mind. I can’t think of Updike now without thinking of that god-awful review (maybe 5 years ago?). Parts of it were jaw-droppingly, intensely homophobic. It’s like he just had to get some nasty stuff off his chest that didn’t even have to do with the novel under consideration.

He is an ass.

 

Perhaps a Rally Salinger would have been funnier, but I'm sticking to Updike for its intrinsic comedic value.

By the way, did you that the real John Updike voiced himself in an episode as Krusty the Clown's ghostwriter?

 

He got to say "John Updike!"

Had to present my research, thus, far to the department today (grad students and faculty). Nerve wracking, but overall a lot of fun. I love talking about my data, and I love it when people have good questions and methodological (sp) suggests. Mmmmmm, scientific process. . .

So, what say all of you:

Kristian boys' name or girls' name?

Oh and the correct answer I have learned:

Boy

Had to present my research, thus, far to the department today (grad students and faculty). Nerve wracking, but overall a lot of fun. I love talking about my data, and I love it when people have good questions and methodological (sp) suggests. Mmmmmm, scientific process. . .

 

You never did email me the paper . . .

http://www.indiekids.org/stuff/Symantec_Revolution.mp3

 

LMAO

Anybody keeping track of the number of "#2 Al Qaida" muckity mucks that this administration keeps announcing have been killed? Seems like a lot of them.

 

And whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?

Anybody keeping track of the number of "#2 Al Qaida" muckity mucks that this administration keeps announcing have been killed?  Seems like a lot of them.

 

And whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?

He's working at a 7-11 in inner-city Detroit.

I'm in such a bad mood today.

I'm in such a bad mood today.

Bad enough mood that things won't get the "Rex Kickass Seal of Approval?"

 

Not yet.

Not yet.

 

I think it's the screen name. I miss winodj. winodj never had a bad day.

I also miss WinoDJ. "Rex Kickass" just doesn't roll off the tongue as smoothly.

I also miss WinoDJ. "Rex Kickass" just doesn't roll off the tongue as smoothly.

 

I usually shortened it to dj in my mind. I wonder how many shortened it to wino?

I usually shortened it to dj in my mind. I wonder how many shortened it to wino?

 

I shortened it to Wino. Or dirty Frenchy... either one works.