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EXPLAINS THE LAST TWO f***ING DAYS OF MY LIFE CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY s***TIER.

Life Down Under ain't so bad after all.

Wow, just wow...

"Women do possess one redeeming role in our society - that of the sexual object."

Edited April 12, 200520 yr by ChiSoxyGirl

Wow, just wow...

"Women do possess one redeeming role in our society - that of the sexual object."

 

That's just sad.

Guess who finally returns to the broadcasting industry may second?

Guess who finally returns to the broadcasting industry may second?

Casey Casum?

No. He's still "Countin' Down The Hits."

No. He's still "Countin' Down The Hits."

Oh, I thought Ryan Seacrest took over....

 

Hm, who could it be??????????

Casey did three separate countdowns. He still does the ones aimed towards the "adult contemporary" crowd.

 

It could have been Rick Dees who has been off the air since Seacrest took his slot on Kiss-FM LA in the AM, and since his contract with Clear Channel expired and he stopped doing the "Weekly Top 40."

 

Here's a big hint. This broadcaster likes wine.

Here's a big hint. This broadcaster likes wine.

Liza Minelli?

You bastard.

Here's a big hint. This broadcaster likes whine.

 

 

And coffee tables?

Shut up you misquoting bastard, that's why.

So to recap, I finally got a job back in radio.

So to recap, I finally got a job back in radio.

HURRAY!!!!!! I'm very happy for you. Where at?

So to recap, I finally got a job back in radio.

 

Damn that was my next guess...

 

Congrats!!!

Here in New Jersey, its an off-air position, but has the potential to be VERY lucrative.

Here in New Jersey, its an off-air position, but has the potential to be VERY lucrative.

 

Welcome to broadcast advertising sales, you will do well

How did you know? :-)

I just got the sweetest data ever.

 

Oh, I could tell it was good before I even ran the stats on it.

 

So, wonderful.....

It was about me, wasn't it?

I just got the sweetest data ever.

 

Oh, I could tell it was good before I even ran the stats on it.

 

So, wonderful.....

 

High t-value confirming your hypothosis? That's what happens when you make up stats

What a completely horrible f***ing day

High t-value confirming your hypothosis? That's what happens when you make up stats 

Hellz yeah baby.

 

But man, I couldn't make up statistics this beautiful. Not even in my sweeeeeeeeetest dream....

You are ugly too.

 

Hellz yeah baby.

 

But man, I couldn't make up statistics this beautiful. Not even in my sweeeeeeeeetest dream....

 

Did you make certain the experiment was not confounded or biased?

 

What were you working on?

 

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

 

          Recent testimony in Michael Jackson's child

          molestation trial involves allegations that

        Jacko has a pattern of licking boys on the head.

 

      No!  Not *my* King of Pop!  Say it ain't so!!

 

          The Top 5 Excuses for Licking Someone's Head

 

5> You always enjoy a little mousse after dinner.

 

4> Wanted to taste the head before trying the whole Ozzy Osbourne

thing.

 

3> Oh, like *you've* never played a nice innocent heterosexual

man-to-man game of kitty bath before?

 

2> Wanted to see how many licks it takes to get to the brainy

center.

 

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Excuse for Licking Someone's Head...

 

1> Your "Cats" audition has to be *perfect*, man!

 

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Edited April 18, 200520 yr by Texsox