C - Eddie -- Career 77 OPS+

1B - Tony -- Career 122 OPS+ (player manager)

2B - Marty -- Career 70 OPS+

3B - Tomas -- career 71 OPS+

SS - Neifi -- Career 63 OPS+

LF - Robert -- Career 57 OPS+

CF - Timo -- Career 81 OPS+

RF - Eduardo -- Career 93 OPS+

 

 

 

SP - Pascual -- Career 110 ERA+

SP - Odalis -- Career 102 ERA+

SP - Oliver -- Career 104 ERA+

SP - Melido -- Career 97 ERA+

 

 

 

P - Mike -- Career 105 ERA+

P - Carlos -- career 95 ERA+

P - Yorkis -- Career 98 ERA+

In other words that no one could beat them.

In other words that no one could beat them.

That's an impressive offense... They'd be good for maybe, maybe 600 runs a year.

 

The pitching staff is rather impressive. Better than league average. They'd finish with a record near the 2003 detroit tigers. They'd lose more than 100, but I'm not sure they'd break the record.

That's an impressive offense... They'd be good for maybe, maybe 600 runs a year.

 

The pitching staff is rather impressive.  Better than league average.  They'd finish with a record near the 2003 detroit tigers.  They'd lose more than 100, but I'm not sure they'd break the record.

 

Where would you bat timo? I would definitely bat him 3rd or fourth becuase he is so ''impressive'' with men in scoring position.

 

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That is hilarious.

Where would you bat timo? I would definitely bat him 3rd or fourth becuase he is so ''impressiv'' with men in scoring position.

 

I'd hit him second... Tony third, and Eduardo fourth. I'd lead off which ever of the Low-OPS all-stars has the best OBP, and I'd pick names out of a hat for 5-8. Pitchers have to bat because Santiago Perez was the next best Perez out thier, and I think the Pitchers could out hit him.

well Oliver Perez might win 12 games and Odalis 8 but other than that i see 142 losses

I think a an All-Rodriguez team would beat the All=Perez team. Just off the top of my head:

 

A-Rod

K-Rod

Pudge

Feliz Rodriguez

Henry Rodriguez

Liu Rodriguez

Rich Rodriguez

The Perez team would be great. Best last name team in the big leagues.

I'm working on my All-Grudzielanek team...........I'll get back to you................

I think a an All-Rodriguez team would beat the All=Perez team. Just off the top of my head:

 

A-Rod

K-Rod

Pudge

Feliz Rodriguez

Henry Rodriguez

Liu Rodriguez

Rich Rodriguez

 

Dont forget Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez!!!

how about the gonzalez team

 

C: Wiki Gonzalez

1B: Adrian Gonzalez

2B: Luis Gonzalez

3B: Alex Gonzalez

SS: Alex Gonzalez

OF: Luis Gonzalez

OF: Juan Gonzalez

OF: Raul Gonzalez

 

SP: Edgar Gonzalez

SP: Jeremy Gonzalez

 

Closer: Mike Gonzalez

 

 

they will take the Perez's on any day of the week

Let me pick a team of players who's last name ends in "z" and I'll win a WS every year.

Let me pick a team of players who's last name ends in "z" and I'll win a WS every year.

Rodriguez, Hernandez, Perez, Mientkewicz......

I'll take the All Time Polish-American team, thank you very much.

 

Starters:

1. Alan Trammell SS (6-Time All Star)

2. Bill Mazeroski 2B (Hall Of Famer)

3. Carl Yastremzki OF (Hall Of Famer)

4. Stan Musial OF (Hall Of Famer)

5. Al "Simmons" Szymanski OF (Hall Of Famer)

6. Ted Kluszewski 1B (4-Time All Star)

7. Moose Skowron 3B (6-Time All Star)

8. A.J. Pierzynski C (1-Time All Star)

9. Chuck Knoblauch DH (4-Time All Star)

 

Bench:

Greg Luzinski OF/DH (4-Time All Star)

Tom Paciorek OF/1B (1-Time All Star)

Corey Koskie 3B

Doug Mientkiewicz 1B

 

Pitching Staff:

Stan Coveleski (Hall Of Famer)

Phil Niekro (Hall Of Famer)

Frank Tanana (3-Time All Star)

Ed Lopatynski (1-Time All Star)

Steve Gromek (1-Time All Star)

Joe Niekro (1-Time All Star)

 

Team Chemistry = Through The Roof

Absolutely NO WAY Luzinski rides pine while Knoblauch plays ahead of him if it's my team.

And was Dybzinski Polish, by the way?

Some of those guys seem reallu un-Polish to me...

Absolutely NO WAY Luzinski rides pine while Knoblauch plays ahead of him if it's my team.

And was Dybzinski Polish, by the way?

 

Yes, Dybzinski was Polish. I forgot all about him.

 

People forget how good Chuck Knoblauch was in his prime.

 

1994: 35 SB, .312 AVG, .381 OBP

1995: 46 SB, .333 AVG, .424 OBP

1996: 35 SB, .341 AVG, .448 OBP

 

I'll take that out of the #9 hole any day of the week, mang. The lineup already has plenty of sluggers.

Some of those guys seem reallu un-Polish to me...

 

Are you Polish?

 

90% of those guys are in the Polish-American Hall Of Fame. The ones that aren't have obvious Polish names like Pierzynski, Koskie, Mientkiewicz, etc.

No, I'm not Polish....I'm Serbian.

No, I'm not Polish....I'm Serbian.

 

That's cool. I was just being facetious.

I'll still take my all "end in Z" team. Anyone named Rodriguez, Hernandez, Fernandez, Perez, Ordonez, etc.

I'll still take my all "end in Z" team.  Anyone named Rodriguez, Hernandez, Fernandez, Perez, Ordonez, etc.

 

I think that the Polish dudes and the "End In Z" team would both have terrific offensive potential, but it ultimately comes down to pitching. I can't think of very many good pitchers whose names end in Z. There's Pedro Martinez, Willie Hernandez, John Smoltz, Livan Hernandez, etc. I'm sure that I'm forgetting somebody, but the only two Hall Of Famers are Pedro and John, and the latter is questionable. I could match up with Phil and Carl.

 

And you gotta admit, Maz, Yaz, Stan The Man, Big Al Simmons, and Kluszewski in order would wreck shop. You could come very close to matching that, however.

Their offense would be no match for my all Roid team

Their offense would be no match for my all Roid team

 

Haha, yeah. That's cheating (pun intended).