I cut into a green pepper to add to the stir fry I was making and when I looked closely to where the seed pod is connected to the top of the pepper, I noticed something moving.

 

After dropping, I realized I had a green caterpillar crawling around inside my pepper. Pepper hit the trash instead of the stir fry. Sorry, I don't care how much protein could have been added by the caterpillar! :puke

I cut into a green pepper to add to the stir fry I was making and when I looked closely to where the seed pod is connected to the top of the pepper, I noticed something moving.

 

After dropping, I realized I had a green caterpillar crawling around inside my pepper.  Pepper hit the trash instead of the stir fry.  Sorry, I don't care how much protein could have been added by the caterpillar!  :puke

Icky gross! Hope you had a back up pepper.

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty maybe it wasnt a pepper maybe it was a giant cacoon :banghead

where do you get your produce?

Oooooh, icky!

 

This reminds me of an ant problem I had when I purchased my house back in 2002. I went to get some Fruit Loops, and there were more ants than there were Fruit Loops in the box. I went kinda psycho with the ant poison, and since then, nada.

Edited March 9, 200521 yr by hammerhead johnson

You could put it in a cheap bottle of tequila and try to pass it off as the good stuff. Or skip the worm and just drink the tequila!

where do you get your produce?

 

I bought the pepper at Jewel that is on 123rd (or so) and Pulaski.

I bought the pepper at Jewel that is on 123rd (or so) and Pulaski.

 

boooo

go to my old dominick's on cicero.

WTF? I hated it there, why am i telling people to go there.

Oooooh, icky!

 

This reminds me of an ant problem I had when I purchased my house back in 2002.  I went to get some Fruit Loops, and there were more ants than there were Fruit Loops in the box.  I went kinda psycho with the ant poison, and since then, nada.

Good be worse. I always have a cup of water by my bed when I go to sleep. I wake up in the morning take a huge gulp. A few minutes later I turn on the tv and look at my gulp and there are ants all over it and in the water and everything.

 

I had to down at least 20 ants in that one gulp. It was way nasty. I've done the same with cereal too, not realizing the bastards got into it until a bite or two too late.

 

Best story though was when my mom was eating these things that look like ants as is, turns out they were really ants, haha. She started yacking and I started laughing my ass off.

 

If you haven't figured out we live on this freaking ant hill so I got tons of ant stories, haha. Of course my dad and I have since sprayed everywhere outside the house and haven't had near the problems. The thing is the ants where I am are freaking retarded, we dont' even leave food sitting out, and they still decide they want in or something.

I got a piece of glass out of a can of beer yesterday.

I think I told this before, but I'll tell it again.

 

Back when I was about 10 years old. The only time I reall ate cereal was during the school year, not during summer since my Mom would usually make breakfast. well, first day of school I grab the Raisin Bran and pour me a bowl and cover it with milk. I sit down and scoop out a spoon full when I hear some snap, crackl, popping. "WTF? This isn't Rice Krispies!" It was full of maggotts! Luckily I never got a bite. Needless to say, we threw away all the cereal we had in the cabinet and I didn't eat ANYTHING that day.

If eating pistachio's, be sure to always look at the nut you just busted out of its shell BEFORE throwing it into your mouth. Little squirmy larva critters like pistachio's. I was lucky I didn't eat the little bastards, but I still avoided pistachio's for a good long while.

Someone I know found a USED band aid in a cake they bought from Jewel. Still rolled up into a fingertip shape with the dry blood puddle in it. :puke

 

They went to the store and complained, the store said 'hey, we don't make em, you have to call these people'. They contacted the place that makes the cakes, they apologized. They contacted an attorney who told them it's almost impossible to win that kind of lawsuit. You'd have to prove illness and that it was caused directly by ingesting that cake.

Someone I know found a USED band aid in a cake they bought from Jewel.  Still rolled up into a fingertip shape with the dry blood puddle in it. :puke

 

  They went to the store and complained, the store said 'hey, we don't make em, you have to call these people'. They contacted the place that makes the cakes, they apologized. They contacted an attorney who told them it's almost impossible to win that kind of lawsuit.    You'd have to prove illness and that it was caused directly by ingesting that cake.

A lawyer turned down a lawsuit?

I also put a glass of water by my bed, except I get the ocasional spider in my glass.

A lawyer turned down a lawsuit?

A lawyer turned down a lawsuit?

 

 

That's when you KNOW you have no chance in hell.

I was wondering what was so gross, then I got to part about the lawyers . . .

 

I kid because I care™

I also put a glass of water by my bed, except I get the ocasional spider in my glass.

 

Water bottles People, WATER BOTTLES!!!